Psycho

"Hey, I want to ask you something, an' I want you to be real honest. Do you think I need to lose some weight?"

Office Space

"Lady, your tongue must be hung in the middle so that it can waggle at both ends."

Buzzz, Wrong :-)

Color of Money

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."
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Army of Darkness. Fun movie.

"Lady, your tongue must be hung in the middle so that it can waggle at both ends."

the Mist?


Do you really wanna jump? Do you wanna? Well, that's fine with me. Come on, I wanna do it, I wanna do it

Lethal Weapon

"That's ludicrous! The great state of Vermont will not apologize for it's cheese!"

Thank You for Not Smoking

"Okay, um, I get it. You're not gonna use me to get out of cleaning the windows, even if you were capable of dancing. "

Step Up



This one is for Mean Darrell.:-)


O: Why didn't you want to take the oath?
S: I was afraid.
O: Of what?
S: I was afraid that if I took the oath, that my wife wouldn't let me go. And the Exhausted Ruler said that if... you took an oath, it would have to be broken for... generations and... centuries of... hundreds of years and my wife would let...
O: Do you have to ask your wife everything?
S: Well if I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do.
O: Why don't you pattern your life after mine? I go places and do things and *then* tell my wife. Every man should be the king in his own castle.

Sons of the Desert.

“When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.”

The Princess Bride.

"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?"

Enter the Dragon.

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

Fight Club

"These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world...and then we f***ed up the end game."

Charlie Wilson's War.

"When the wind blows toward us it brings the smell of blood, which is very heavy and sweet."

All Quiet on the Western Front

How about:

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****ed with? That's me.

Gran Torino




"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

"You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me"

Zombieland.

"And mrs Claus has positively identified the kidnapers as martians."

Santa Claus Vs the Martians


BUT IT'S A TALKING DOG!!!!!!!!!!!

Up.

“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine”