Sports>New York Mets 2012 Banter
BigAsh 11:45 AM 12-08-2011
Like a train wreck Chris....you can't help but look!
yachties23 12:19 PM 12-08-2011
More or less Keith.
I mean I've abandoned this team until the Wilpon family is forced to sell it.. I'm currently a free agent, and listening to offers..
After today I'm expecting the Angels to offer me 50 million over 4 years.
BigAsh 01:21 PM 12-15-2011
Some Met banter revival...
On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.
The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."
The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"
Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....
:-):-)....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses
jonumberone 01:24 PM 12-15-2011
kelmac07 01:37 PM 12-15-2011
Originally Posted by BigAsh:
Some Met banter revival...
On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.
The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."
The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"
Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....
:-):-)....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses
:-) :-)
yachties23 10:00 PM 12-15-2011
Originally Posted by jonumberone:
:-):-):-):-)
Chris, you get that 50 Mil from the halos? :-)
I'm holding out on the cubs...
MedicCook 10:10 PM 12-15-2011
kelmac07 10:16 AM 12-17-2011
Mets signed left-handed pitcher Chuck James to a Minor League contract and invited him to Spring Training. James, 30, posted a 6.10 ERA during a brief stay in Minnesota's bullpen last summer, also compiling a 3-2 record, one save and a 2.30 ERA over 62 2/3 innings with the organization's Triple-A Rochester affiliate.
After being non-tendered Monday, Mike Baxter is back with the Mets. The club re-signed the 27-year-old outfielder to a Minor League contract Friday. He will be invited to Major League Spring Training as part of the deal.
Why haven't we offered Cody Ross a deal yet??? He'd be a perfect fit for right field.
jonumberone 10:18 AM 12-17-2011
Originally Posted by kelmac07:
Why haven't we offered Cody Ross a deal yet??? He'd be a perfect fit for right field.
I think Duta is the plan for RF.
The mets need to spend $ to fill holes before they start trying to upgrade positions.
kelmac07 10:22 AM 12-17-2011
Originally Posted by jonumberone:
I think Duta is the plan for RF.
The mets need to spend $ to fill holes before they start trying to upgrade positions.
Duda is their plan for RF...offensively he is fine, defensively...not so much. and I am sure you are absolutely right in trying to plug holes before upgrading. I really dislike Torres playing CF. We need a SS and LOADS of pitching. I believe Tejada is a better fit at 2B than SS and is bat has not come around. Again, it's gonna be a long year.
jonumberone 10:27 AM 12-17-2011
Originally Posted by kelmac07:
Again, it's gonna be a long year.
Don't worry, I'll be here for you all year!
:-) :-)
kelmac07 10:28 AM 12-17-2011
Originally Posted by jonumberone:
Don't worry, I'll be here for you all year! :-) :-)
Between you and Keith, that's why it's gonna be a long year.
:-) :-) :-)
BigAsh 08:25 AM 12-19-2011
Originally Posted by kelmac07:
Between you and Keith, that's why it's gonna be a long year. :-) :-) :-)
:-)
:-)
yourchoice 10:20 AM 12-19-2011
Originally Posted by BigAsh:
Some Met banter revival...
On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.
The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."
The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"
Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....
:-):-)....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses
:-) :-) Except the Red Sox part!
:-)
kelmac07 08:18 PM 12-22-2011
Nats land Gio Gonzalez...pretty much assuring my beloved Mets a 5th place finish in the NL East.
:-) :-)
Oh, and we signed Rob Johnson (defensive specialist cather...lifetime .197 hitter) to a minor league deal...
:-)
:-)
Hey Sandy Alderson...
WAKE THE F*&^ UP!!!
Another brutal year in our future.
:-)
yourchoice 09:28 PM 12-22-2011
Originally Posted by mase:
Another brutal year in our future. :-)
Music to my ears!
:-)
yachties23 06:29 AM 12-23-2011
Originally Posted by yourchoice:
Music to my ears! :-)
You wonder why i told you Philly fans are the worst sort of people...
BigAsh 03:31 PM 12-23-2011
Originally Posted by yachties23:
You wonder why i told you Philly fans are the worst sort of people...
Chris, on that note....
A Mets fan walks into a bar in Philly and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
:-):-)
yachties23 04:54 PM 12-23-2011
LOL Keith... that was good...
Originally Posted by BigAsh:
Chris, on that note....
A Mets fan walks into a bar in Philly and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
:-):-)