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Dave128 02:15 PM 03-09-2012
Originally Posted by LostAbbott:
There were a few dried eggs, but no spiders crawling out. I think I would have freaked right out.
Originally Posted by Sonic04GT:
Yeah I definitely would have thrown it and screamed.
DITTO.


(I have to believe I'm the biggest pansy on planet Earth when it comes to spiders)
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Reaver2145 03:35 PM 03-09-2012
Originally Posted by Dave128:
DITTO.


(I have to believe I'm the biggest pansy on planet Earth when it comes to spiders)

Arr not really i heard a story from some of the army guys i know dunno if its true or not but suppository one of the native spiders in iraq decides to crawl up next to the hatch on his challenger so he knifes it then proceeds to leg it from the tank and up a telegraph pole for the entire base to see.

So hay thats nothing if the army brats are terrified of them.
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BHalbrooks 05:31 PM 03-09-2012
.... Reaver is that even English?
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cjhalbrooks 05:35 PM 03-09-2012
Originally Posted by Reaver2145:
Arr not really i heard a story from some of the army guys i know dunno if its true or not but suppository one of the native spiders in iraq decides to crawl up next to the hatch on his challenger so he knifes it then proceeds to leg it from the tank and up a telegraph pole for the entire base to see.

So hay thats nothing if the army brats are terrified of them.
They are called camel spiders and Fvck them. They will charge at you if they feel challenged
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Pseudosacred 05:37 PM 03-09-2012
Originally Posted by Reaver2145:
Arr not really i heard a story from some of the army guys i know dunno if its true or not but suppository one of the native spiders in iraq decides to crawl up next to the hatch on his challenger so he knifes it then proceeds to leg it from the tank and up a telegraph pole for the entire base to see.

So hay thats nothing if the army brats are terrified of them.
Originally Posted by BHalbrooks:
.... Reaver is that even English?
Suppository that's English :-) :-)
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BHalbrooks 05:39 PM 03-09-2012
Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks:
They are called camel spiders and Fvck them. They will charge at you if they feel challenged
How are those Ghurka's treating you :-)

Originally Posted by Pseudosacred:
Suppository that's English :-) :-)
I put it into Google Translate and got nothing :-)
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mase 05:42 PM 03-09-2012
Originally Posted by Pseudosacred:
Suppository that's English :-) :-)
:-):-):-)
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cjhalbrooks 05:46 PM 03-09-2012
Originally Posted by BHalbrooks:
I put it into Google Translate and got nothing :-)
I have to ask did you have the Spanish version of Google up again?
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BHalbrooks 05:49 PM 03-09-2012
No, I had it set to English to English :-)
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cjhalbrooks 05:50 PM 03-09-2012
Okay before anything is said i am done joking on this topic
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nick2021 05:58 PM 03-09-2012
I think the spider part is not the concern...but the twigs are...pretty big miss..
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Pseudosacred 06:08 PM 03-09-2012
Reaver used the word "suppository" instead of "supposedly"

Now, whether or not he did it on purpose is a question.
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BHalbrooks 06:15 PM 03-09-2012
I wasn't reffering to what you said haha. I meant his whole post. I can't understand it.
He kicked a Spider onto a Telephone poll to warn other spiders?
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Pseudosacred 06:17 PM 03-09-2012
Oh :-):-)

If it means anything, I didn't understand it at all either :-)
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BHalbrooks 06:22 PM 03-09-2012
Who does???

On topic:
The twigs seem to be the worst part. I mean, maybe **** happens with the Spider?
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cjhalbrooks 06:25 PM 03-09-2012
i think that the spider would not have messed up the cigar for the most part. But the twigs would have changed the whole smoke. As in the burn and i have never tried to smoke a stick anyone want to tell me what that is like lol
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Reaver2145 08:07 PM 03-09-2012
Originally Posted by BHalbrooks:
.... Reaver is that even English?

You managed to read it didn't you even if it did take 20 seconds of your life away.

The master plan at work.
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BHalbrooks 08:10 PM 03-09-2012
Reading =/= ComPrehesion
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mmblz 08:33 PM 03-09-2012
zomg! look at those "tree trunks"
:-)
:-)
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hotreds 08:54 PM 03-09-2012
Actually- this would be a helluva title for a horror flic!

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