I got one...

Everytime I walk into my favorite B&M with my girlfriend. All of the regulars stare at her like she's some kind of RARE Cuban or a HMR Gurkha that no one has seen before. Although I think that my girlfriend is beautiful and all, can you guys stop drooling. It's not like she's on the Victoria Secret catalogs.

You could be honey and I think you should be***(Just in case she reads this)
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^^^^^ :-)

You mean like that? :-)


j/k, I know what you mean.
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When you have a beautiful girlfriend/wife, guys are gonna look. Get used to it, or get an ugly girlfriend. :-)4
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"If you're gonna be happy for the rest of your life..."
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:-) :-)
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Or in your case Tom, if you walk in with a beautiful wife AND girlfriend.....people are going to look.
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you're taking a presumably good looking woman into a store that is populated by men...the hell do you expect to happen?
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Yeah... :-)
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I work one day a week at a cigar shop, so I'll not get involved...that way it won't sound like I'm *****ing! :-)
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Did that once, Bill.......ONCE. :-)
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Gee I wonder why? :-)

:-)
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Once a week........:-)
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Had a customer crap himself and let it trickle down his pants and onto our lounge floor one time, then bolted. Please do not crap on our floor. Haha
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haha
bet it was a $hitty day for him too
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guess he had to run....or had the runs...either way
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Who's wife?:-):-)
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Exactly. :-)
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not to mention...


Whose girlfriend?
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I'm guessing it's someone else's wife and her bi-curious girlfriend?
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:-):-)

Wow, any idea what he was smoking? Please share if you do!
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