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TheBeard 05:25 AM 07-09-2009
Originally Posted by MedicCook:
"Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."
Bevis and Butthead Do America.

"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"
Sr Mike 06:04 AM 07-09-2009
Originally Posted by TheBeard:
"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!"
Waiting For Guffman


"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"
SvilleKid 03:05 PM 07-10-2009
Originally Posted by Sr Mike:
Waiting For Guffman


"I'm the sheriff of a town of 500 people. I got my qualification from a course on the internet. For my arms training, they just told me to play Doom!"
Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"
SvilleKid 01:48 AM 07-15-2009
Originally Posted by SvilleKid:
Local sheriff to Tim Allen's character in "Wild Hogs"

How about:

"...... so he just shoot the piano player; and they hung him!"
OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"
CubbiesFan4Life 03:04 AM 07-15-2009
Originally Posted by SvilleKid:
OK, another quote, same movie:

"I'm looking at a badge with a drunk pinned to it"
El Dorado

Now to move the quotes away from the Howdy Do-Dee generation to something a little more current...

"She's right though. I'm gonna whip you silly, then I'm gonna @#$k you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours."
LooseCard 10:06 AM 07-15-2009
Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"
lightning9191 10:51 AM 07-15-2009
Originally Posted by LooseCard:
Way of the Gun, I believe.


Next:
"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fu(ked with?"
Gran Turino....great movie!!!!!

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"
:eevis 08:37 PM 07-15-2009
Caddyshack!

"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."
kelmac07 09:23 PM 07-15-2009
"Right after you eat the peanuts outta my $hit!"
SchizoFilly 06:56 AM 07-16-2009
Originally Posted by :eevis:
"Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f*** themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle."
Casino


"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean."
SchizoFilly 06:55 AM 07-17-2009
Originally Posted by SchizoFilly:
"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean."
The Salton Sea



"This town needs an enema!"
TheTraveler 07:42 AM 07-17-2009
Originally Posted by SchizoFilly:
"This town needs an enema!"
Batman (w/ Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson)



Originally Posted by kelmac07:
"Right after you eat the peanuts outta my $hit!"
Full Metal Jacket



"Look at the size of that tub! Wanna take a bath?"
TheBeard 07:48 AM 07-17-2009
Originally Posted by SchizoFilly:
"This town needs an enema!"
Batman.


"The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!"
ratpack 07:52 AM 07-17-2009
The Godfather

"I gave him offer he couldn't refuse".
ratpack 07:53 AM 07-17-2009
Fletch

"Every seen a splean this big". The doctor
"Not since breakfast". Fletch
SchizoFilly 08:03 AM 07-17-2009
Originally Posted by TheBeard:
"The grass so green. Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!"
Big Fish

"Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?"


RatPack...it's not posting random quotes. You need to guess the previous quote and post another.
SvilleKid 12:58 PM 07-17-2009
Originally Posted by SchizoFilly:
Big Fish

"Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?"


RatPack...it's not posting random quotes. You need to guess the previous quote and post another.
Thanks for the quotes, RatPack. Guess the current quote, then post one for us to guess, looks like you have some good ones there. BTW, to keep the continuity, make sure you quote the post that you are guessing, then you solution. Then your quote that you wish to puzzle us with!

SchizoFilly, yours is from "The Usual Suspects"

how about:

Character a: "Second rate punk," eh?
Character b: Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment.
Character a: Thanks, that makes it even worse."
SvilleKid 10:22 PM 07-19-2009
Originally Posted by SvilleKid:
Thanks for the quotes, RatPack. Guess the current quote, then post one for us to guess, looks like you have some good ones there. BTW, to keep the continuity, make sure you quote the post that you are guessing, then you solution. Then your quote that you wish to puzzle us with!

SchizoFilly, yours is from "The Usual Suspects"

how about:

Character a: "Second rate punk," eh?
Character b: Sorry. All I could think of on the spur of the moment.
Character a: Thanks, that makes it even worse."
Great WWII movie, Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton. Thinking about watching in now! Where Eagles Dare

How about:

"Sleep well, and dream of large women"
PeteSB75 09:09 AM 07-20-2009
Originally Posted by SvilleKid:
Great WWII movie, Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton. Thinking about watching in now! Where Eagles Dare

How about:

"Sleep well, and dream of large women"
The Princess Bride

"I only speak two languages. English, and bad English."
kugie 08:42 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by PeteSB75:
The Princess Bride

"I only speak two languages. English, and bad English."
the fifth element

"Eight dollars for Beer Nuts? This room *is* evil!"
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