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Gophernut 01:23 PM 10-25-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
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On his face was a snide little smirk
He came off as a total jerk,
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icehog3 02:08 PM 10-25-2010
He was arrogant and smug,
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Gophernut 02:09 PM 10-25-2010
and wore a bad rug,
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icehog3 02:12 PM 10-25-2010
And outside elementary schools he would lurk.
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icehog3 02:13 PM 10-25-2010
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The Gophers were rocking the ice,
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RevSmoke 02:20 PM 10-25-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
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The Gophers were rocking the ice,
doing pirouettes and smelling so nice,
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Brutus2600 02:26 PM 10-25-2010
Said a girl in the crowd,
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Mr B 02:36 PM 10-25-2010
"Go Gophers, be proud"
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Gophernut 02:59 PM 10-25-2010
to win, hard work is the price!
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Gophernut 03:01 PM 10-25-2010
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Halloween time is very near,
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RevSmoke 04:22 PM 10-25-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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Halloween time is very near,
Kitsch brewers put pumpkin in beer,

(and a definition of kitsch for those who may not be familiar with the word... "Sentimentality or vulgar, often pretentious bad taste, especially in the arts." A German friend stayed with us and talked about the fact that many Americans have taken Christmas decorations to a new level of kitsch...)
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Mr B 04:31 PM 10-25-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
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Halloween time is very near,
Originally Posted by RevSmoke:
Kitsch brewers put pumpkin in beer

"no seeds in mine please"
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Gophernut 04:49 PM 10-25-2010
as I stumble to my knees,
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Mr B 05:16 PM 10-25-2010
need for the Porcelain Goddess, is my Fear
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Mr B 05:26 PM 10-25-2010
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Boys with skinny jeans and mama's hair cut
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icehog3 05:41 PM 10-25-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:

Boys with skinny jeans and mama's hair cut
With a golden robe that resembles King Tut,
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Gophernut 05:54 PM 10-25-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
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Boys with skinny jeans and mama's hair cut
Originally Posted by icehog3:
With a golden robe that resembles King Tut,
They can't be much past fourteen,
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Mr B 06:39 PM 10-25-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
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Boys with skinny jeans and mama's hair cut
Originally Posted by icehog3:
With a golden robe that resembles King Tut,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
They can't be much past fourteen,
disrespect, from them, is whats seen.
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Mr B 06:40 PM 10-25-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
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Boys with skinny jeans and mama's hair cut
Originally Posted by icehog3:
With a golden robe that resembles King Tut,
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
They can't be much past fourteen,
Originally Posted by Mr B:
disrespect, from them, is whats seen.
and could use a swift kick in the butt
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Mr B 06:41 PM 10-25-2010
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Low rider rollin' by real slow
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