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General Discussion>The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer...
Ace$nyper 10:57 AM 12-31-2008
Originally Posted by shilala:
Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!
O M F G

ahhaahhaahahahahah
:-):-):-)

Gross
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shilala 12:02 PM 12-31-2008
Originally Posted by Ace$nyper:
O M F G

ahhaahhaahahahahah
:-):-):-)

Gross
D lives in California.
My guess is that he'll take it home with him, too. :-)
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Ironfreak 12:42 PM 12-31-2008
Dude, that is a whole lotta cocky you are gonna have to preview...

LOL
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doctorcue 01:25 PM 12-31-2008
Oh brother, I feel for you man. I say go home and get drunk to forget the day.

We'll try not to bring this up at the next herf. Key Word = Try :-)
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markem 01:39 PM 12-31-2008
I can see Darrell singing this little ditty all day:

This is my rifle
This is my gun
This one's for shooting
This one's for fun
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shvictor 06:43 PM 12-31-2008
Darell, I think this makes you the official "Peter Greeter".
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Rockestone 06:55 PM 12-31-2008
:-):-):-)

This whole thread is freakin' funny!!

:-):-):-)
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Swampper 06:57 PM 12-31-2008
I would like to thank you for serving our country, and protecting our freedom. :-)
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Darrell 08:42 PM 12-31-2008
Originally Posted by BigBruce:
What does an Nco do in the airforce besides wiener watch give some stearn talking too's I bet. :-)
Given the average Soldiers ASVAB score, nothing you could begin to comprehend. :-)
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newcigarz 08:45 PM 12-31-2008
Do you think 600 men 1 cup will make it onto youtube??:-)
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shvictor 11:27 AM 01-01-2009
Originally Posted by newcigarz:
Do you think 600 men 1 cup will make it onto youtube??:-)
:-):-):-):-):-)
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Genetic Defect 12:01 PM 01-01-2009
How many cocks to get a promotion?
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Dennis569 12:19 PM 01-01-2009
Is this the rubber dong thread?
I fingered it had to be around here somewhere.
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Partagaspete 02:40 PM 01-01-2009
Originally Posted by Big Vito:
How many cocks to get a promotion?
Hey, he's in The A.F. not the Navy.:-)

T
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Genetic Defect 02:41 PM 01-01-2009
Originally Posted by Partagaspete:
Hey, he's in The A.F. not the Navy.:-)

T
:-)
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Sauer Grapes 04:30 PM 01-01-2009
Look on the bright side, every single one can be laughed at and then told that looks just like a penis only smaller.
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boonedoggle 04:32 PM 01-01-2009
Originally Posted by Darrell:
Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]
Get to it, Sarge! Whatever...you enjoy it. Who doesn't?! :-):-)
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Yazzie 05:24 PM 01-01-2009
Hey D, that's good OTJ Training to get yourself a gig with the NFL, NBA, MLB, etc... administering the Urin Tests. :-)
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icantbejon 05:44 PM 01-01-2009
Wow. This story seriously makes me wish I could resign my commission and re-enlist. It sounds as great as when I was a PFC scooping up dog **** outside of our motor pool. Why on earth did I ever decide to leave the enlisted side of the house????? What on earth was I thinking?????

:-):-):-):-):-)
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HK3- 06:05 PM 01-01-2009
Looking for the Wizinator! Nothing like the rubber **** and bladder strapped to the leg.

I would have to say that you my friend have a suck ass job. :-)
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