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maninblack 09:22 AM 08-25-2011
Buy a cooler now. Saves you time later.
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Boz 09:29 AM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by Blak Smyth:
I have to admit, I do find myself sneaking things now.
Yesterday I got home and ran to the mailbox to grab my Shilala beads order before she saw it. I stop at a B&M and grab a cigar or two and try to smuggle into my humidor before she sees.:-)

She doesn't understand, she thinks that 10 cigars should be plenty to have on hand.
I don't like her to look into my humi because then she thinks I don't need anything.
When I got bombed to death last Saturday she saw what I got and said ,"well I guess you don't need to buy anything anytime soon". Then I went to Walmart to get a cooler!

I justify it by telling myself she would rather not know about my "problem".
Haha. Just the other day when two more boxes arrived, my wife looked at me and said "so how many boxes do you have"? I shrugged and said Ummm and she proceeded to walk over and open my cooler. She just looked at me and laughed. :-) :-)
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Blak Smyth 09:30 AM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by maninblack:
Buy a cooler now. Saves you time later.
Agreed, wish I had done this sooner!
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irratebass 09:46 AM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by Blak Smyth:
Agreed, wish I had done this sooner!
Ugh, remember that scene in Pulp Fiction where Jimmy is explaining to Jules how he doesn't want to F*n divorced? LOL This will be me heh.
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gnukfu 11:16 AM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
You know to stop buying when the money runs out or your wife takes away your cred card!:-)
Sounds like you speak from experience Darrell!
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Skywalker 11:32 AM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by gnukfu:
Sounds like you speak from experience Darrell!
No doubt!!!:-)
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BC-Axeman 12:04 PM 08-25-2011
Or you just get a new wife...
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irratebass 12:09 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by BC-Axeman:
Or you just get a new wife...
No thanks, if this one doesn't work out will be a bachelor till I die and will be on horders because of all the cigars and videogames
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Chainsaw13 12:19 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by Boz:
Haha. Just the other day when two more boxes arrived, my wife looked at me and said "so how many boxes do you have"? I shrugged and said Ummm and she proceeded to walk over and open my cooler. She just looked at me and laughed. :-) :-)
Next time she asks that, ask her how many pairs of shoes does she have. :-)
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audio1der 12:34 PM 08-25-2011
It can be a challenge to self-control. Twice, I've requested new VISA cards because I had the # memorized and it was too easy to order.
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irratebass 12:42 PM 08-25-2011
LOL
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Jasonw560 01:29 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by BC-Axeman:
Or you just get a new wife...
Mine fits me. We enable each other.:-)
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Skywalker 01:32 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13:
Next time she asks that, ask her how many pairs of shoes does she have. :-)
And that's when the fight started!:-)
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Chainsaw13 02:24 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
And that's when the fight started!:-)
I'm not married so what do I know. :-) :-)
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irratebass 02:24 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
And that's when the fight started!:-)
Perfect!
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maninblack 02:46 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13:
I'm not married so what do I know. :-) :-)
Wise man.
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Boz 04:13 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13:
Next time she asks that, ask her how many pairs of shoes does she have. :-)
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
And that's when the fight started!:-)

LOL. With all the purses and shoes she has, she cant really get mad at my hobby.
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cmitch 04:17 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by maninblack:
Its coming, be forewarned, its coming. I started the year 2010 with 75 cigars. I joined CA and soon after started going crazy. 1500 or so cigars later, I still got the bug.
I would die a slow, miserable death at the hands of a very irate wife.
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cmitch 04:18 PM 08-25-2011
Originally Posted by maninblack:
Buy a cooler now. Saves you time later.
I have no need for a cooler. It would just speed up my murder.
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alfredo_buscatti 05:19 PM 08-27-2011
I buy one box on the cc, pay it off before I buy another.
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