ATM Network Engineer for an ISP. The answer I give to non-technical/non-geeky people is that I make the internet work... :-)
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border patrol agent
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Strip Club Manager
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Happy to see a couple more aircraft mechanic around here!:-)
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I Put People To Sleep.:-)
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I'm a bouncer at several local strip clubs. They also make me wipe down the poles and mop the floors in the peep show booths. Nasty job but someones gotta do it.
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I'm a retired union pipefitter. I only ever did that when I had to though. I spent most of my time creating/building things so I didn't have to go to work.
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I save your A$$'s when you get in trouble!!!









Firefighter/Paramedic.
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I play piano in a whorehouse
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That would be a promotion for you!!!!
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The fringe benefits are nice. Free lap dances.
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Fixed it
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Dont be a Hater Justin. Not everyone can do my job Babysitter!!!!
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I am an EMT on a 911 Waambulance. You call, we haul. Besides you get to see the doctor quicker if you go with us.
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Burn!!
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and not everyone can be surrounded by violent criminals outnumbered 100 to 1 either :-)
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They are locked up in cells!!!! J/K bro, you have a difficult job!!! (still a babysitter)
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lol only in their cells from 830pm-4am. Rest of the day we walk amongst them. O I'm a babysitter but instead of little kids, it's killers and rapists who don't like being babysat :-)
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All right you two, go to your corners. I'm really an anti-terrorist technician. Highly skilled in long range and hand to hand combat.
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Fixed
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