It may help get a roll in the hay.

New one:

The voice in my head said to me
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I shouldn't smoke up in a tree
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Then my limb, it did break,
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and the voice yelled, "Awake!"
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It had all been a dream, don't you see!
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Walking the street with my poodle,
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When a Great Dane he tried to kanoodle
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He zigged when she zagged,
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So the tail went untagged
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Thus he lost his kit and kaboodle. :-)
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I headed off to the kitchen...
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For a little snack I was itchin'...
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(wow... didn't mean to kill the thread :-) )

Looked for a treat
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Found nothin' to eat
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So I went back to bed just-a-*****in'!
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(I'll try something a little simpler...)

There once was a little old lady...
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Who swooned for a young man from Haiti...
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She left the DR,
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But didn't get far
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Her boat sank and she's now shark bait-y
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