Part Deux:
People who glare at you when you hold the door open for them
Planned obsolescence
Unraveled rope ends
Bits of fuzz
Mixed metaphors
Blue Falcons (for the Army folks)
People who, when waiting for the elevator,
stand right in front of the doors, blocking the way for people trying to get off the elevator
Pop-ups that sneak through the blocker
The use of emoticons in professional e-mails: "Your fired.
:-)"
Movies that have Army Soldiers in them with screwed-up uniforms
Movies that suck that are based on books I think are great
10% ethanol gasoline
Rocks in my shoes
Sand in my shorts
Thorns in my paw
Frogs in my throat
Burrs under my saddle
Bees in my bonnet
Flies in my ointment
People who pronounce English words based on foreign language words in the foreign pronunciation: glacier, piranha, llama, etc.
Toilet paper hanging down instead of hanging over
People who drive faster than me on the expressway
People who drive slower then me on the expressway
That 24-count cases of soda seem to be no longer available where I shop
Teenage vampires
Bananas that aren't ripe on Wednesday, but over-ripe on Thursday
Trash in the river
People who slam on the brakes when they see a police car
Tent pegs that break when you pound them in
Forced mirth
False enthusiasm
Peanuts that are half empty when you shell them
That the wait staff at the Outback have to explain to you what "medium" or "medium-rare" is when you order a steak there
When my newspaper gets wet even when it's in that plastic bag
People that buy a house next to a kennel, then complain about the dogs barking
Miracle Whip thinking it's cooler than mayo. Get real, Miracle Whip.
The seat being left up
Snuggies
People on tele-conferences who don't hit mute so you can hear the keyboard clicking as they "multi-task" on Facebook while I'm stuck in the conference room
Popcorn kernels that don't pop
Klingon-English dictionaries
Spit cans
That you can't find good sweet tea in restaurants north of the Mason-Dixon Line
AND...
Self-righteous people
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