Sorry Scott that was my fault. When I was a mischievous juvenile I used to order water and water only as long as there was a car in front and behind me I would get the car behinds food. Only worked a few times then they actually rung up water on the order screen. I know flame away. Mind you now I don't go through at all as I'm scared of the spit in the food while in uniform.
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Only on Mondays :-)
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"Double Bac-o cheeseburger, its for a cop" :-)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCriG...eature=related
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:-) You just made my day better Adam :-)
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Funny how it all evens out, eh? :-)
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Did you never see Super Troopers? If not, I'm gonna have to make an emergency shipment. :-)
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Oh I'm sure we've all eaten spit and nasty hair at one time or another so I don't feel too bad. It does make me want to :-) thinking about it though.
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Oh no I have a copy I just needed a laugh. "You boys like Mexico! Woohoo"
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I find it to be a pretty decent account of what real police work must be like, or atleast how I think it should be. :-)
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If the vultures here stay away from this post I will be amazed! :-)
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Good job Andrew.
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You mean the typographical error, I know I hate that. :-):-)
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Some old guy was complaining earlier about dragging an un-named person into THEIR threads. Don't piss that old guy off. No telling what he may do.
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I wish it was that fun. 98% boring but that 2% of the time oh boy that's what I live for. I'm sure GregG can attest to this.
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I got tons of stories I could tell!

First week at my new dept. get a call of two b/f's in a car that had a gun. Saw the car, turned around, stopped them. Pulled gun out and ordered out of the car, detained them, no gun, oh well, the driver had no driver's license so she went to jail. Then they file a complaint on me for pulling my gun on them. Idiots.

Or how about the idiot who ran from me on a motorcycle at 120 mph with a passenger on the back that was 13 years old! Found that out afterwords that the passenger was the magistrates daughter! :-) The operator got 6 months in jail. The funny part is while he was in jail his cycle got repossessed since he could not make the payments!

And last but certainly not least. I was breaking up a fight outside the bar. This woman punched a guy in the face right in front of me after I annouced that I was the police and to stop fighting. Took her to the ground. Started to place handcuffs on her and got blindsided by a drunk patron that had come out to see what the fight was about. Clocked me in my jaw. Dropped the girl ran inside after the guy who just committed a felony by hitting me and grabbed him. Beer bottles flying off the bar and my backup comes screaming in and tries to taze the guy just as he's about to hit me again. One hits and one misses so we pile drive the guy into and off of the pool table to the ground. Search him and find green leaf. Ha, now two charges. A-hole. Then his brilliant defense attorny asks me to lower his charge to a misdemeanor because his client wants to go to college and get a job. I said well I'll lower it from a 4 year felony to a 2 year felony but not to a misdemeanor. Attorney said my client was drunk he didn't know you were a cop. I called :-) and told him that I was in full uniform in a clearly marked police vehicle that was parked out front with the lights on. Idiot.
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Sad thing is that half of those a-holes that were impatient while you were checking your order will sit there and do the same thing when they're handed their bag at the window.
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Things People Do That Amaze You....





Become a moderator on a open forum and a whole new door of crazy opens up :-)
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"Hey now, move it bub!" (that's what i say with a stern fist wave) :-):-):-)

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I heard about this guy who bought a bunch of forums and tried to mash them into one big one and make everyone the same with a ton of advertising everywhere. Then got pi$$ed when people voiced their displeasure! I heard that was pretty amazing.
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The Mexico emmigration lady "amazed" me and my wife last week.

She "amazed" me when she ripped my passport cover in front of my eyes and then proceeded to tell me it was invalid because it was now mutilated. Her manager then "amazed" me even more when I asked to speak with him and he proceeded to rip several more pages before telling me He'd "let me go on if I gave him a secret favor of 200 dollars American."

Yep, they amazed me so much I nearly sh*t my pants. Let's just say the wife and I are very happy to be home, and even more satisfied to enjoy the views stateside from now on.

It was an award celebration trip for her sales figures. Next year we'll take the money. :-)
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