Allright guys.... I can tell that none of ya have zipped your junk up in your jeans zipper.

I win, and anyone else who has can attest.

Mods, lock it up. :-)
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O, I got pics...... but they are not for the faint of heart.... they actually got me kicked off Myspace (no big loss there).
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Shooting yourself in the hand with a Ramset Gun is pretty Shitty....
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Walking in the dark at 5:30 in the morning and to step on my dogs old chewed up Nylabone.

Better yet, walking across the Ala Moana reef to the surf spot, only to step on vana, then have to turn around without even surfing
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Well, there's....


...um...


...crap.


I got nothing.
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I once took a hot Pyrex casserole dish out of the oven... it shattered... I wasn't wearing shoes or socks and stepped on a piece of hot glass... It went into my foot with ease!!!

Ouch!!!

Beat that!!!:-)
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I hate that f'ing guy!!!

I just recently got tested for Hep C because of that guy!!!


I think I win the prize for getting jacked!!!:-)
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Imagine, if you will, a big dumb farmer trying to catch a pheasant in a flight pen that's shorter than him. Said flight pen is built of rough cut 2x4's. The roof netting supports are rough cut hemlock, as well.
The skillset here is bending over, getting the particular bird you need to fly up and hit the roof netting where he stalls and you grab him mid-flight. Sometimes a little burst of speed is necessary.
If your focus on the bird, timing, and speed are all just right, you can tell you didn't catch the bird when you wake up laying in the mud, looking up at the trees.
Yes, it leaves a mark. :-)
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Driving a 4 wheeler through a barbed wire fence at deer camp and almost decapitating yourself at the age of 13 was not fun in the least. To top that on the way to the closest hospital, 2 hours away, our car hit a deer and totaled the car. We waited for an hour on the side of the road before someone picked us up and took me to the hospital where plastic surgeons did wonders.
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A friend of mine did that, it went in half way and snapped off inside. He had to have it surgically removed, right between his big toe and the one next to it.

But, did how did you get the frank before the beans?


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=31139126

It doesn't include Warren's comments :-)




That said my least favorite object frequently stepped on is marbles, especially on a tile floor.
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Halliburton, my ex used to do that all the time. We'd be in the kitchen cooking and she'd leave every cupboard door open (and I DO mean every single farking one.). I'd turn around with a bowl full of whatever and catch a door right in the face. Either that, or I'd get blasted in the nads with the lower cupboard door.
She'd even open a door while I was picking something up from the floor so that I'd stand up and get stabbed in the top of my head and bleed all through dinner.
In retrospect, it was a rather genius strategy on her part.
Why she hated me so, I'll never know, but the charming things that'd come out of my mouth in those sorts of situations may have had something to do with it. :-)
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:-)
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Sell them off like Vin does! :-)
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Stepping on my dog's nylabone is awful. It's like barbed wire on the carpet.
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I forgot all about those stupid things. They're brutal, especially when they get little. On bare feet. Dayum.
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Right next to the "thanks" button.
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How about waking up in the middle of the night to take a leak, and stepping barefoot in a pile of dog or cat vomit? :-)
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Stung by a wasp on the ---- after havin a good time with my high school girlfriend in the woods.
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Close second: a mosquito on the same place, doing the same thing..:-)......... did we date the same girl in highschool???
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How about digging around behind the woodshed for logs, throwing them on the campfire, then (after many drinks) using a tree as a urinal. Sounds harmless until you realize that the back of the woodshed is covered in poison ivy.

Yeah, apparently urushiol doesn't bond too well to the skin on the inside of your hands due to the type of skin. It will, but not as bad. Since it doesn't bond to your hands very well (inside), it will transfer. Unfortunately it does bond to, shall we say "more sensitive" areas.

I will attest that this stuff is the only cure in the world that works for posion ivy, and yes it works even in sensitive areas.

http://www.zanfel.com/

Walgreens now makes a generic version that is about 25% cheaper, but still expensive.
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