mrreindeer 11:38 AM 04-30-2009
Originally Posted by ahc4353:
:-)
(413): Wow you were great! I thought girls were good but man!
(413): Thanks, wanna ask Vin to join us next time?
Oh jeez....where is Vin btw....
Originally Posted by :
(313): All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
(517): Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
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kaisersozei 11:39 AM 04-30-2009
(313): All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
(517): Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
:-)
(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
:-)
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mrreindeer 11:40 AM 04-30-2009
Hahahaha, great minds think alike, eh Gerard?
:-)
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kaisersozei 11:40 AM 04-30-2009
Originally Posted by mrreindeer:
Hahahaha, great minds think alike, eh Gerard? :-)
:-)
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smokeyandthebandit05 11:40 AM 04-30-2009
(512): I pooped in a mop bucket.
(1-512): WTF???
(512): Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
LMAO!
(817): She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
(1-817): OMG. What did u say?
(817): I told her I did too.
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smokeyandthebandit05 11:52 AM 04-30-2009
Smokin Gator 11:55 AM 04-30-2009
LOL... this site is classic:
(401): my mouth tastes like poor choices
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mrreindeer 11:58 AM 04-30-2009
Originally Posted by smokin gator:
lol... This site is classic:
(401): My mouth tastes like poor choices
awesome
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That one is hilarious..
More:
(859): I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
(1-859): Thanks for throwing up on me.
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Smokin Gator 12:04 PM 04-30-2009
603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
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Smokin Gator 12:08 PM 04-30-2009
(847): Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
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Smokin Gator 12:11 PM 04-30-2009
Not a good day...
(856): My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
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smokeyandthebandit05 12:13 PM 04-30-2009
(704): Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
(517): I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
(609): i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
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Now playing:
Jake Owen - Something About A Woman
via
FoxyTunes
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Smokin Gator 12:15 PM 04-30-2009
(818): Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I gotta stop looking!!!
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smokeyandthebandit05 12:18 PM 04-30-2009
(801): hey, what are you doing tonight?
(646): sleeping, g'night!
(801): but i wanted to see you
:-)
(646): sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
(646): stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I cant believe I just read every text...lol fml
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This one is pretty bad...
(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
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Smokin Gator 12:22 PM 04-30-2009
One last one...
(919): I need help removing her.
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mrreindeer 12:23 PM 04-30-2009
Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05:
(801): hey, what are you doing tonight?
(646): sleeping, g'night!
(801): but i wanted to see you :-)
(646): sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
(646): stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I cant believe I just read every text...lol fml
Haahaahaha....
:-)
Originally Posted by 357:
This one is pretty bad...
(817): I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Oooooof.
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smokeyandthebandit05 01:05 PM 04-30-2009
(954): the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
They keep gettin better!
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mojo65 02:26 PM 04-30-2009
(618): do you remember what downloading p**n with a 14k modem was like?
:-):-)
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