View Poll Results: What is your favorite flavor(s) that changed your miserable life?
Brown Sugar Cinnamon
22
37.93%
Vanilla
0
0%
Peanut Butter and Jelly
1
1.72%
Cookies and Cream
1
1.72%
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Blueface 12:08 PM 08-14-2013
Originally Posted by cobra03:
I subscribe to the Poptart Rule of 3's
3 days in the pantry to stabilize the Poptarts after their trip home from the store
3 minutes in the toaster to make them nice and hot.
3 seconds on my plate for the filling to cool and age before I shovel them into my face.
You don't freeze them first to minimize infestations?
For me:
3 days in the freezer, followed by 3 days in the fridge, followed by 3 days in the pantry. All highly recommended by Furgenson.
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cobra03 12:37 PM 08-14-2013
Originally Posted by Blueface:
You don't freeze them first to minimize infestations?
For me:
3 days in the freezer, followed by 3 days in the fridge, followed by 3 days in the pantry. All highly recommended by Furgenson.
Thats pretty risky. Its a well know fact in the Pop tart community that if freezing isn't done right it could result in the crust splitting open while eating. Especially when you get into the last 3rd of the Pop tart. I prefer to play it safe and store them in a cool dry place under the temp that infestations may occur.
:-)
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BlackDog 06:38 PM 08-14-2013
Strawberry - unfrosted. We only buy Pop Tarts when we are going camping. Ever since my kids were little it's always been a "treat" for camping. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, they could have them anytime they wanted when we were camping.
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Blueface 06:52 PM 08-14-2013
Originally Posted by cobra03:
Thats pretty risky. Its a well know fact in the Pop tart community that if freezing isn't done right it could result in the crust splitting open while eating. Especially when you get into the last 3rd of the Pop tart. I prefer to play it safe and store them in a cool dry place under the temp that infestations may occur. :-)
I have frankly never experienced that as I maintain the fridge at precisely 37.2547 degrees, which I have read is ideal for the interim process from freezer to pantry.
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AdamJoshua 06:55 PM 08-14-2013
Originally Posted by smokin5:
I lied.
Actually, my favorite Pop Tart is Brittney Spears.
He'll be here all week, try the Veal and don't forget to tip your waitress, left or right, not backwards please.
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Blueface 06:57 PM 08-14-2013
I don't think I saw this all time party favorite listed in the poll.
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Or this other favorite.
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And who can forget this classic second only to Kitty Litter.
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CigarNut 08:23 PM 08-14-2013
Originally Posted by Blueface:
I don't think I saw this all time party favorite listed in the poll.
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Or this other favorite.
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And who can forget this classic second only to Kitty Litter.
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Hey Carlos you forgot to mention your other favorite Haggas Pop Tarts!
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M1903A1 09:06 PM 08-14-2013
Do Pop Tarts age well? What about ones with bloom...are they good?
:-) :-)
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RevSmoke 09:46 PM 08-14-2013
Robulous78 10:30 PM 08-14-2013
Originally Posted by 14holestogie:
Katy Perry, with or without frosting is my favorite pop tart.
Originally Posted by pektel:
This post wins the internet.
/thread.
:-)
/life.
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markem 10:54 PM 08-14-2013
So I am a little confused as I hear different things on different pop tart boards.
Do you guys age your pop tarts in the wrapper or with the wrapper off?
Does it make a difference if they are Kellogg pop tarts or if they come from another country?
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Robulous78 10:58 PM 08-14-2013
I personally like to age mine with the wrapper off Markem, that way they develop a nice crust "cake" and you get the subtle flavors of grain in the pastry...
BTW, your Arlo Guthrie link is to one of my Dad's favorite songs...
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kelmac07 06:38 AM 08-15-2013
No Toast 'Ems...they MUST be Pop Tarts!!!
:-)
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Blueface 06:48 AM 08-15-2013
Originally Posted by M1903A1:
Do Pop Tarts age well? What about ones with bloom...are they good?
:-) :-)
Well, we have to consider Bloom of Ploom or Mold.
Originally Posted by Robulous78:
I personally like to age mine with the wrapper off Markem, that way they develop a nice crust "cake" and you get the subtle flavors of grain in the pastry...
BTW, your Arlo Guthrie link is to one of my Dad's favorite songs...
While initially reluctant, have to totally agree as no doubt keeping the wrapper on will result in mold and lack of proper aging.
On another note, can't believe how few votes for Kitty Litter. Quite disappointing.
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pnoon 07:32 AM 08-15-2013
Originally Posted by Blueface:
On another note, can't believe how few votes for Kitty Litter. Quite disappointing.
No worries, Brother. More for us!
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shilala 09:06 AM 08-15-2013
I like Pop Tarts. I get Weeze to cut the edges off for me.
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Steve 09:49 AM 08-15-2013
Originally Posted by shilala:
I like Pop Tarts. I get Weeze to cut the edges off for me.
Do you prefer a "straight" or a "V" cut? Palio or Xikar?
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Thanks to the expert and authoritative information in Turd's ultimate book, my pop-tarts plumed! This is DEFINITELY not mold!
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:-)
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shilala 10:13 AM 08-15-2013
Originally Posted by Steve:
Do you prefer a "straight" or a "V" cut? Palio or Xikar?
I prefer whatever Weeze tells me to prefer.
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Do you drain the pus before you eat it, T.G.?
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