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14holestogie 02:55 PM 09-26-2010
It may help get a roll in the hay.

New one:

The voice in my head said to me
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CasaDooley 03:46 PM 09-26-2010
I shouldn't smoke up in a tree
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icehog3 05:33 PM 09-26-2010
Then my limb, it did break,
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Doctorossi 05:55 PM 09-26-2010
and the voice yelled, "Awake!"
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icehog3 06:07 PM 09-26-2010
It had all been a dream, don't you see!
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icehog3 06:07 PM 09-26-2010
Walking the street with my poodle,
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14holestogie 06:15 PM 09-26-2010
When a Great Dane he tried to kanoodle
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SmokeyJoe 06:40 PM 09-26-2010
He zigged when she zagged,
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14holestogie 06:47 PM 09-26-2010
So the tail went untagged
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SmokeyJoe 06:49 PM 09-26-2010
Thus he lost his kit and kaboodle. :-)
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SmokeyJoe 06:51 PM 09-26-2010
I headed off to the kitchen...
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SmokeyJoe 07:33 PM 09-26-2010
For a little snack I was itchin'...
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SmokeyJoe 11:37 PM 09-26-2010
(wow... didn't mean to kill the thread :-) )

Looked for a treat
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SmokeyJoe 11:38 PM 09-26-2010
Found nothin' to eat
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SmokeyJoe 11:40 PM 09-26-2010
So I went back to bed just-a-*****in'!
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SmokeyJoe 11:41 PM 09-26-2010
(I'll try something a little simpler...)

There once was a little old lady...
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icehog3 11:52 PM 09-26-2010
Who swooned for a young man from Haiti...
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Doctorossi 07:29 AM 09-27-2010
She left the DR,
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14holestogie 07:34 AM 09-27-2010
But didn't get far
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14holestogie 09:13 AM 09-27-2010
Her boat sank and she's now shark bait-y
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