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shark 04:50 PM 05-08-2024
Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day
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shark 04:54 PM 05-08-2024
Originally Posted by markem:
I hate you, Ron. In the nicest of ways, tho.
Had to start up this earworm to get rid of yours.
Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played 'em all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
Did you see that film "Tommy", Mark, with Elton John as the pinball wizard wearing those 8 foot tall Doc Martin boots?
:-)
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markem 10:25 AM 06-07-2024
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
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icehog3 01:41 PM 06-07-2024
Why drink the water from my hand
Contagious as you think I am?
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shark 09:49 AM 06-26-2025
This is my fight song (hey)
Take back my life song (hey)
Prove I'm alright song (hey, ha)
My power's turned on (hey)
Starting right now, I'll be strong (hey)
I'll play my fight song (hey)
And I don't really care if nobody else believes (ha)
'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me

:-)
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markem 11:47 AM 06-26-2025
I met my old lover on the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled
And we talked about some old times, and we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy after all these years
Oh, still crazy after all these years
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BigDawg 03:17 PM 06-27-2025
Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I've got arms and legs and a few faces
Stashed all around
In different parts of town.
Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases.
I've got friends . . . in crawl spaces
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icehog3 03:19 PM 06-27-2025
Originally Posted by BigDawg:
Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I've got arms and legs and a few faces
Stashed all around
In different parts of town.
Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases.
I've got friends . . . in crawl spaces
Sounds like John Wayne.
:-)
Gacy, that is.
:-)
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BigDawg 03:04 PM 07-02-2025
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Sounds like John Wayne. :-)
Gacy, that is. :-)
Ding, Ding, Ding ! ! ! We have a winner ! ! !
Written and performed by Pinkard and Bowden
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markem 10:27 AM 07-04-2025
So there I was, for some strange reason, trying to remember the words to I Am A Modern Major General, when this little beauty snuck in and took up residence. It's driving me crazy, so I thought that I would share.
For up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOyIJVUaoeg
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icehog3 10:33 AM 07-04-2025
Originally Posted by markem:
So there I was, for some strange reason, trying to remember the words to I Am A Modern Major General, when this little beauty snuck in and took up residence. It's driving me crazy, so I thought that I would share.
For up from the ashes, up from the ashes, grow the roses of success!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses!
Grow the roses of success!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOyIJVUaoeg
Must.....not....click.....link.......
:-)
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shark 04:55 PM 08-20-2025
Livin' fast and dying young like a endless poetry
My motor-psycho nightmare freak out inside of me
My soul salvation liberation on the drive
The power of the blaster move me faster
1965 yeah
Five yeah
Demon-warp is coming alive
In 1965, five, five
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now
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Porch Dweller 09:03 PM 08-20-2025
Originally Posted by shark:
Livin' fast and dying young like a endless poetry
My motor-psycho nightmare freak out inside of me
My soul salvation liberation on the drive
The power of the blaster move me faster
1965 yeah
Five yeah
Demon-warp is coming alive
In 1965, five, five
Gimme that, gimme that now, now, now
I've always wondered just how high R.Z. was when writing a lot of his lyrics.
:-)
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Wharf Rat 09:11 AM 08-21-2025
I probably shouldn’t admit to this but, I was searching around for something to watch on the tube and ended up with the Outlander series. Now, I can’t get that damn theme song out of my head. I believe it’s actually an old Scottish folk song called Skye Boat Song.
Maybe if I blast the Grateful Dead channel for a few days, it’ll cleanse my mind…
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icehog3 09:32 AM 08-21-2025
Originally Posted by Wharf Rat:
Maybe if I blast the Grateful Dead channel for a few days, it’ll cleanse my mind…
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Since you poured the wine for me
And tightened up my shoes
I hate to leave you sitting there
Composing lonesome blues
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Wharf Rat 10:50 AM 08-21-2025
icehog3 01:27 PM 08-21-2025
All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased
And it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger, but there's no one around
Just want one thing, just to play the king
But the castle crumbled and you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?
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shark 04:53 PM 08-21-2025
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
But he moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers cried
Sang along
Who'd blame them
You've grown,
so grown
Now I must say more than ever
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And we can sing just like our fathers
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear what he means
At this moment you mean everything
You in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on Eileen
(Come On Eileen)
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I've heard a couple good takes. Definitely a good jam.
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