National Lampoon's Vacation

"SHUTE? Shute's a monster! A genuine geratoid! His own father has to use a livewire to keep him from ****in' the fireplace!"
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Vision quest!

"Give my regards to king tut a$$hole."
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Stargate.

"I ain't got no spit".
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JAWS

-New one-

" Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. "
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The Hangover. :-)

"He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him."
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Saw this in the last month or so.....

Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

New one: "The wind blows so hard the ocean gets up on its hind legs and walks right across the land."
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Key Largo (1948)

"I'm not even supposed to be here today... "
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CLerks

"You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole."
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Step Brothers

"Oh, f*** that sh!t! Spumoni!"
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Any guesses, Anyone??
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Semi Pro

"Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program."
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Obviously no one has ever seen the In Laws with Alan Arkin and Peter Falk.

Ok new quote...

"I am not becoming like them, Maggie, I am them"
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I'm upset with myself for NOT picking up on the "In-Laws" quote!! The Peter Falk version is by far the better version, IMO! Always liked Peter Falk as an actor!

Anyway, I believe the current quote is from Donnie Brasco (sp?)

New Quote: "My father is finally going to marry my mother! Isn't that great?"
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What about an additional quote:

" Exactly WHAT did you tell her about Madame Loo" " Only that she's 80 years old, weighs 300 pounds and is one of your oldest friends."
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Guess this movie is too obscure. Hellfighters. John Wayne.

An easy one: " You guys must be studying the *abridged* book of Ninja fighting"
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Ha. TMNT.


"What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?"
"Try knocking on the door..."
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Magnum Force (D.Harry).. :-) easy one thank god. lol


New Quote. (now I have to watch this movie again... )

" Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch. What's your name? "
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Well it was Boondock Saints.

New Quote.

" Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A ****in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a **** what kind of pants the son of a ***** who shot you was wearing? "
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My Cousin Vinny.....Love me some Marisa Tomei. :-)

"You're out of bullets. And you know what that means... you're sh!t outta luck."
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Ace Ventura Pet Detective


Dying Ain't Much of a livin... boy!
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