RevSmoke 08:31 PM 10-18-2010
 
Originally Posted by Mr B:
New one:
The herf was getting loud
Originally Posted by GolfNut:
a very unruly crowd
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Good thing it was at a  bar
Posted via Mobile Device
Originally Posted by icehog3:
With a large pickle jar,
and Gurkha for he who was plowed!
		
		
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RevSmoke 08:32 PM 10-18-2010
 
New one:
A robusto firmly clenched in his teeth,
		
		
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Doctorossi 08:35 PM 10-18-2010
 
Santa tossed me a wrapper-leaf wreath.
		
		
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GolfNut 08:39 PM 10-18-2010
 
RevSmoke 08:53 PM 10-18-2010
 
Doctorossi 08:59 PM 10-18-2010
 
I have boxes I'm buried beneath!
		
		
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Doctorossi 09:00 PM 10-18-2010
 
The submarine captain responded
		
		
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icehog3 12:20 AM 10-19-2010
 
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
The submarine captain responded
"My entire crew has absconded",
		
		
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RevSmoke 05:35 AM 10-19-2010
 
My Davidoffs and Cohibas are missing,
		
		
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icehog3 09:46 AM 10-19-2010
 
My Cuban rum they're pissing,
		
		
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massphatness 10:23 AM 10-19-2010
 
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
The submarine captain responded
Originally Posted by icehog3:
"My entire crew has absconded",
Originally Posted by RevSmoke:
My Davidoffs and Cohibas are missing,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
My Cuban rum they're pissing,
Good thing that my stash's fully bonded.
		
		
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massphatness 10:24 AM 10-19-2010
 
New One:
'Hog gagged while browsing the web
		
		
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rizzle 10:28 AM 10-19-2010
 
It wasn't the flow, but the ebb
		
		
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Doctorossi 10:34 AM 10-19-2010
 
massphatness 11:52 AM 10-19-2010
 
Originally Posted by massphatness:
New One:
'Hog gagged while browsing the web
Originally Posted by rizzle:
It wasn't the flow, but the ebb
Originally Posted by Mr B:
the p*rn sites were weak
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
the banterers meek,
He wants a buck naked celeb.
		
		
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massphatness 11:53 AM 10-19-2010
 
NEW ONE
My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.
		
		
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Doctorossi 12:35 PM 10-19-2010
 
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
My next will be better, for sure. :-) 
Yer killin me.  2nd line must rhyme with 1st
		
		
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Originally Posted by massphatness:
NEW ONE
My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.
It was pure verbal-masturbate
		
		
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