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RevSmoke 08:31 PM 10-18-2010
Originally Posted by Mr B:
New one:

The herf was getting loud
Originally Posted by GolfNut:
a very unruly crowd
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
Good thing it was at a bar
Posted via Mobile Device
Originally Posted by icehog3:
With a large pickle jar,
and Gurkha for he who was plowed!
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RevSmoke 08:32 PM 10-18-2010
New one:

A robusto firmly clenched in his teeth,
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Doctorossi 08:35 PM 10-18-2010
Santa tossed me a wrapper-leaf wreath.
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GolfNut 08:39 PM 10-18-2010
he said with a smile
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RevSmoke 08:53 PM 10-18-2010
roll your own for a while
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Doctorossi 08:59 PM 10-18-2010
I have boxes I'm buried beneath!
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Doctorossi 09:00 PM 10-18-2010
The submarine captain responded
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icehog3 12:20 AM 10-19-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
The submarine captain responded
"My entire crew has absconded",
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RevSmoke 05:35 AM 10-19-2010
My Davidoffs and Cohibas are missing,
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icehog3 09:46 AM 10-19-2010
My Cuban rum they're pissing,
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massphatness 10:23 AM 10-19-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
The submarine captain responded
Originally Posted by icehog3:
"My entire crew has absconded",
Originally Posted by RevSmoke:
My Davidoffs and Cohibas are missing,
Originally Posted by icehog3:
My Cuban rum they're pissing,
Good thing that my stash's fully bonded.
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massphatness 10:24 AM 10-19-2010
New One:

'Hog gagged while browsing the web
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rizzle 10:28 AM 10-19-2010
It wasn't the flow, but the ebb
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Mr B 10:30 AM 10-19-2010
the p*rn sites were weak
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Doctorossi 10:34 AM 10-19-2010
the banterers meek,
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massphatness 11:52 AM 10-19-2010
Originally Posted by massphatness:
New One:

'Hog gagged while browsing the web
Originally Posted by rizzle:
It wasn't the flow, but the ebb
Originally Posted by Mr B:
the p*rn sites were weak
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
the banterers meek,
He wants a buck naked celeb.
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massphatness 11:53 AM 10-19-2010
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.
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Doctorossi 12:35 PM 10-19-2010
My next will be better, for sure. :-)
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Mr B 12:49 PM 10-19-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
My next will be better, for sure. :-)


Yer killin me. 2nd line must rhyme with 1st
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Mr B 12:51 PM 10-19-2010
Originally Posted by massphatness:
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.
It was pure verbal-masturbate
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