The sign says long-haired, freaky people need not apply!

So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why?

He said you look like a fine, outstanding young man, I think you’ll do...

So I took off my hat and said imagine that, me working for you!
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The percentage you're paying is too high priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
But today you just read that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest, was
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Thanks, Tom! That's a favorite that I'll be glad to have burrowing throughout the morning.
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My pleasure to provide "the Spark", Dave. :-)
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Well, I feel so good, everything is sounding hot,
Better take it easy, 'cause the place is on fire,
Been a hard day and I don't know what to do,
Wait a minute, baby, it could happen to you.
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Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this...
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Undercover
And blame it on the season
It ain't no kinda reason baby
Why come and go

Had a Lover
She felt as good as trees
And you can ask her if its pleasing
You can ask the wind to blow

And I would buy for you a diamond
Or myself some gasoline
If I can't afford you darling
Then I can't afford to dream
And is it time I should be moving
Is it time I settle down
Will I sit still or will I feel the wheels a spinning round
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Hey man, what's the plan, what was that you said?
Sun-tanned, drink in hand, lying there in bed.
I try to socialize but I can't seem to find
What I was looking for, got something on my mind.
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Relax, don't do it.
When you wanna suck it to it?
Relax, don't do it.
When you wanna go to it?
Relax, don't do it,
et al.
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Suck it to it? That must be the alternative Penguins' fans version, Scott. :-) :-)
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Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
Greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, ohhhhh
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Wow, it's been forever since I listened to ELP. Karn Evil 9 was my favorite song on Brain Salad Surgery!


So tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you

I was a lonely soul
I had nobody till I met you
But you keep a-me waiting
All of the time
What can I do?
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Hinch's Honda does 225; he hit the wall and now he can't drive......
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Women have come, women have gone
Everyone tryin' to cage me
Some were so sweet, I barely got free
Others, they only enraged me

Sometimes at night, I see their faces
I feel the traces they've left on my soul
Those are the memories that make me a wealthy soul
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I was just listening to that today, Tom! I love the version from Live Bullet.


Sittin' in the gutter with my head wrapped in my hands
I've been drinkin' all night, and I just can't stand the pain
It took an awful lot of trouble just to make me understand
Now it's clear to me, but will it ever be the same?
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For sure, James, coupled with "Beautiful Loser" it's just a classic. Wish I could have seen him live in his prime.
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All dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man
Waitin' for an invitation to arrive
With a dead man... Dead Man
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Didn't know you were a Boingo fan! :-)
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holy cow this is the first one that has actually got stuck in my head hearing the lyrics, thankfully i have it on my phone…

It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
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Got that one. Here goes nothing.


You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run,
You missed the starting gun
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