Jokes>Your earworm is ...
I think I want Louie back...due to unforseen circumstances, he's been replaced by
Ducks say quack
and fish go blub
and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow
But theres one sound
That no one knows
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icehog3 01:31 PM 12-02-2014
I know that it's evil
I know that it got to be
No I ain't doin' much
Doin' nothing means a lot to me
Living on a shoe-string
A fifty cent millionaire
Open to charity
Rock'n'roll wellfare
Sittin' in a Cadillac
Listenin' to the radio
Suzy baby get on in
Tells me where she wanna go
I'm livin' in a nightmare
She's looking like a wet dream
I've got myself a Cadillac
But I can't afford the gasoline
I got holes in my shoes
And I'm way over due
Down payment blues
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shilala 03:48 AM 12-09-2014
Pardon the way that I stare
There's nothing else to compare
The sight of you leaves me weak
There are no words left to speak
But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
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Ye Olde Phart 02:56 PM 12-10-2014
They got a vintage Victrola 1951
Full of my favorite records that I grew up on
They got ole Hank and Lefty and there's B24
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’.
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’
I'm gonna spend the night like every night before
Playin' ET and I'll play him some more
I've gotta have a shot of them old troubadours.
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’.
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’.
All my neon neighbors they like what I play
Cause they've heard it every night since you've walked away
Every day they replace old B24
'Cause every night I run a needle through ‘Walking The Floor’
Every night I run a needle through ‘Walking The Floor’.
I'm gonna spend the night like every night before
Playin' ET and I'll play him some more
I've gotta have a shot of them old troubadours.
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’
I said set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor'
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor'.
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shilala 08:10 AM 12-29-2014
Ah, my buddy Jim Bass, he's a workin' pumpin gas.
And he makes $2.50 for an hour.
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Originally Posted by dave:
She was black as the night
Louie was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Louie fell in love overnight
This one's back in my head again...for the past week or so. Must have been used in a show recently....maybe The Americans?
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icehog3 04:09 PM 03-23-2015
Four young chiquitas in Omaha
Waitin' for the band to return from the show
Feelin' good, feelin' right, it's Saturday night
The hotel detective, he was outta sight
Now these fine ladies, they had a plan
They was out to meet the boys in the band
They said, "Come on dudes, let's get it on"
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down
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heyferg 04:29 PM 03-23-2015
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Four young chiquitas in Omaha
Waitin' for the band to return from the show
Feelin' good, feelin' right, it's Saturday night
The hotel detective, he was outta sight
Now these fine ladies, they had a plan
They was out to meet the boys in the band
They said, "Come on dudes, let's get it on"
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down
Tom, I would happily take your Grand Funk for the torture I've got going on today…
Oh, do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Make it stop!!!
:-)
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The Poet 04:31 PM 03-23-2015
icehog3 04:54 PM 03-23-2015
Originally Posted by heyferg:
Tom, I would happily take your Grand Funk for the torture I've got going on today…
Oh, do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Make it stop!!! :-)
Larry, why do you gotta do a Brother like that? Gah, my ears!!
:-)
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heyferg 05:18 PM 03-23-2015
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Larry, why do you gotta do a Brother like that? Gah, my ears!! :-)
Sorry, Dude!
Maybe something like this will take the sting away:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living…
:-)
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icehog3 09:20 PM 03-23-2015
Originally Posted by heyferg:
Sorry, Dude!
Maybe something like this will take the sting away:
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living…
:-)
:-)
Why should I care?
Why should I care?
Girls of fifteen
Sexually knowing
The ushers are sniffing
Eau-de-cologning
The seats are seductive
Celibate sitting
Pretty girls digging
Prettier women
Magically bored
On a quiet street corner
Free frustration
In our minds and our toes
Quiet storm water
M-m-my generation
Uppers and downers
Either way blood flows
Inside outside, leave me alone
Inside outside, nowhere is home
Inside outside, where have I been?
Out of my brain on the ........
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Love it!!!
Realization! There's no easy way to be free!! It's a hard, hard world......I'm a soldier at 63
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icehog3 10:22 AM 03-24-2015
Originally Posted by dave:
Realization! There's no easy way to be free!! It's a hard, hard world......I'm a soldier at 63
Great song!
Did you ever hear the Anvil version they played on SoA? I little harder edged but pretty cool in its own right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hojwp-CqIGw
I am glad I played that. I had a Nickelback song in my head, and I was seriously contemplating suicide.....
:-)
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markem 10:10 AM 04-03-2015
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places
https://youtu.be/-_yCEVmepsQ
I think it's worth a view.
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icehog3 10:42 AM 04-03-2015
It's getting near dawn,
When lights close their tired eyes
I'll soon be with you my love,
To give you my dawn surprise
I'll be with you darling soon,
I'll be with you when the stars start falling
I've been waiting so long
To be where I'm going
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shilala 08:41 PM 04-29-2015
"I'll be over at ten", you told me time and again
But you're late, I wait around and then (bah-dah-dah)
I went to the door, I can't take any more
It's not you, you let me down again
(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A little time and I'll make you mine
(Hey, hey, hey!) I'll be home
I'll be beside the phone waiting for you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo
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badbriar 08:52 PM 04-29-2015
Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
867...
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The Poet 08:55 PM 04-29-2015
Woman like long neck bottles
And a big head on her beer
I don’t like to talk about my women
But I hold that woman dear
Well, one night she go to drinking
Got out and shot up the town
I’ll be damned if she didn’t
Bring an airplane down
I don’t like to talk about my woman
But this one sure could chug ‘em down
I don’t like to talk about my woman
But this one sure could chug ‘em down
One night she started drinking
Down by the river
She dried up the river
And backed the ocean down
I don’t like to talk about none of my women
But this one sure could hold her long neck bottle beer down
When she walked into a bar
They set ‘em and got right out of town
‘Cuz she picked ‘em up a’plenty
And laid a lot of them down
Women like long neck bottles
And a big head on their beer
Now you got that down
You got that down
Well, one night she go to drinking
Got out and shot up the town
I’ll be damned if she didn’t
Bring an airplane down
I don’t like to talk about my woman
But this one sure could chug ‘em down
I don’t like to talk about my woman
But this one sure could chug ‘em down
I don’t like to talk about none of my women
But I’m going to do it anyway
Then I’m going to get
Right out of town
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badbriar 09:03 PM 04-29-2015
Who can say where the road goes,
Where the day flows?
Only time...
And who can say if your love grows,
As your heart chose?
Only time.
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