The chafing trays really do chafe.

Welcome back, MajorCaptSilly!
We've been keeping a Jello McMuffin for you.
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#21. I ran out of cake mix...

Welcome back home Scott:-)
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#22. I went and joined the French Foreign Legion but got kicked out because....well...I don't want to talk about that.... :-)
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I am still in love with you.

Even though I didn't get the gravy boat.
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Thread of the year.

Welcome back MCS!:-)
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23. The operator said she was standing by, but in truth she was sitting.
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Lots of good "other" reasons posted. So, I haven't smoked many cigars in the last couple years. I may catch up some this year as my son should be home most of the summer. My daughter is getting married in June and my son graduates college in May. Life is moving on and I'm trying to keep moving at the same pace.

MCS
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Lots of good things going on, Scott, good to hear.

I'm still in love with you.
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:-)...I thought you already told him that, or are you just reinforcing your affections?:-)
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One is the lonliest number.
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Same.

MCS
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Take THAT, Mark! :-)
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Screaming Eye Sockets of Doom just removed this week
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What eye sockets?

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MCS
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Glad you're back. Your humor has been missed.
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Another blast from the past!
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