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Genetic Defect 06:47 PM 01-02-2009
Originally Posted by icehog3:
You got it, Kettle.
mine was in reference to MithShrike I guess its ok for you to be a dildo :-)
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icehog3 06:49 PM 01-02-2009
Originally Posted by Big Vito:
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Nothing, I just like cutting and pasting. :-)
then go back to kindergarten
Originally Posted by Big Vito:
mine was in reference to MithShrike I guess its ok for you to be a dildo :-)

How do ya figure?
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Genetic Defect 06:50 PM 01-02-2009
Originally Posted by MithShrike:
I'm pretty sure that saliva one is false... The purpose of saliva is a solvent for water soluble materials in the mouth, amylase breaks down starches... I don't see that it has much to do with your sense of taste. I don't think saliva can break down cigar smoke...

Meh, I over thought this one for sure.
Originally Posted by Big Vito:
Lubrication and binding: the mucus in saliva is extremely effective in binding masticated food into a slippery bolus that (usually) slides easily through the esophagus without inflicting damage to the mucosa. Saliva also coats the oral cavity and esophagus, and food basically never directly touches the epithelial cells of those tissues.

Solubilizes dry food: in order to be tasted, the molecules in food must be solubilized.
Oral hygiene: The oral cavity is almost constantly flushed with saliva, which floats away food debris and keeps the mouth relatively clean. Flow of saliva diminishes considerably during sleep, allow populations of bacteria to build up in the mouth -- the result is dragon breath in the morning. Saliva also contains lysozyme, an enzyme that lyses many bacteria and prevents overgrowth of oral microbial populations.

Initiates starch digestion: in most species, the serous acinar cells secrete an alpha-amylase which can begin to digest dietary starch into maltose. Amylase is not present, or present only in very small quantities, in the saliva of carnivores or cattle.
Provides alkaline buffering and fluid: this is of great importance in ruminants, which have non-secretory forestomachs.

Evaporative cooling: clearly of importance in dogs, which have very poorly developed sweat glands - look at a dog panting after a long run and this function will be clear.
both posts refer to salivary glands.
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icehog3 06:52 PM 01-02-2009
Originally Posted by Big Vito:
both posts refer to salivary glands.
I knew what your cutting and pasting was about. I was responding to your telling me to go back to kindergarten.
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King James 06:57 PM 01-02-2009
amazing how strong the femur is and yet the situations in which it can break seems so weird.... sometimes just the right amount of force in a certain spot does it.
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Genetic Defect 07:17 PM 01-02-2009
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I knew what your cutting and pasting was about. I was responding to your telling me to go back to kindergarten.
and you never really got it :-)
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icehog3 07:56 PM 01-02-2009
Originally Posted by Big Vito:
and you never really got it :-)
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I'm out, I can't win the last 3 days.
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Starscream 10:23 PM 01-02-2009
Can I go back to kindergarten too? :-)
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Genetic Defect 10:59 PM 01-02-2009
Originally Posted by andysutherland:
Can I go back to kindergarten too? :-)
:-) no
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Starscream 11:01 PM 01-02-2009
Originally Posted by Big Vito:
:-) no
:-)
But I like to eat paste.
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MithShrike 10:20 PM 01-04-2009
Originally Posted by andysutherland:
Can I go back to kindergarten too? :-)
I went to Kindergarten twice. I was bored both times.
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G G 02:20 PM 01-05-2009
I was a Kindergarten dropout myself.
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massphatness 02:26 PM 01-05-2009
My kindergarten teacher had a 14 y.o. daughter at the time I was in her class. My parents would occassionally hire the daughter to be my baby sitter. Her name was Andrea. I still think about her.
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Paint 02:29 PM 01-05-2009
Great read!!!
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