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Porch Dweller 01:52 PM 08-21-2014
Originally Posted by 8zeros:
Seems to me like Ol' Bill was just a name drop in a thinly disguised advertisement/joke for Gurkhas. It's hard to bring his name and cigars up at the same time.
I don't have anything against Bill or Gurkahs. I would never pay that much for a cigar but would smoke one it it was given to me. I would be polite and smoke it even if I didn't like it.
Some Gurkhas I've smoked tasted like dusty air to me, some different ones were all right.
Bill's retired, as long as he stays that way he doesn't bother me a bit. I read somewhere he likes his cigars box-pressed anyway.
That made me truly laugh out loud.
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kelmac07 01:59 PM 08-21-2014
Originally Posted by EricF:
I have smoked one and my opinion is :-)

But mine only had a MSRP of $750.00
Eric let me "enjoy" (and I use the word enjoy very loosely) this stick with him and a few others at Dom's a few years back. I remember comparing this to rolled-up, wet newspaper with a hint of dirt flavored pepper.
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shark 05:20 PM 08-22-2014
Stylin' and profilin' with the Ghurkas! Bill is the MAN!!!! :-) :-)
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Weelok 09:42 PM 08-22-2014
One thing I did like about President Clinton was his love of cigars, his choice on women not so much. But I think Gurkha is name dropping here as I am almost positive the President smoked Cubans. Gurkha needs help avoiding CI close out prices so hopefully borrowing the Presidents fame helps him out.
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Subvet642 07:20 AM 08-23-2014
For a thousand bucks that stick better come with a hooker. Seriously.
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pektel 09:37 AM 08-23-2014
Doesn't matter what would accompany the cigar. I'm not smoking a Gurkha.

If you see me smoking a Gurkha, I've been kidnapped, and am trying to signal you. I'm counting on you, friends. :-)
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The Poet 09:52 AM 08-23-2014
Originally Posted by Weelok:
One thing I did like about President Clinton was his love of cigars, his choice on women not so much. But I think Gurkha is name dropping here as I am almost positive the President smoked Cubans. Gurkha needs help avoiding CI close out prices so hopefully borrowing the Presidents fame helps him out.

There's a story Kinky Friedman tells about this. That Texas Jewboy loves his cigars, and dotes on CCs. At one function, he reportedly handed a CC to Clinton. Bubba looked at it and it and remarked "Kinky, this is a Cuban cigar! I'm the President! I can't smoke this!" Kinky retorted with "Mr. President, don't look at it as supporting the Cuban economy . . . look at it like burning their crops."
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Subvet642 07:13 AM 08-24-2014
Originally Posted by pektel:
Doesn't matter what would accompany the cigar. I'm not smoking a Gurkha.

If you see me smoking a Gurkha, I've been kidnapped, and am trying to signal you. I'm counting on you, friends. :-)
Let her smoke it. Giggity.
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Hammerhead 07:23 AM 08-24-2014
Originally Posted by 8zeros:
This cracks me up!
I didn't know there were $1000 Gurkhas.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/...rs_803486.html
Wish I could try one. Probably the best cigars ever! :-)
I guess this is what 'flat broke' means in the Clinton household.

Originally Posted by tsolomon:
Although Hansotia confirms Clinton "loves" the cigar, the cigar boss does not say whether the former president has ever smoked one of them. :-)
Yeah, but at least this time, he didn't inhale.
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mikesr1963 10:55 AM 08-24-2014
Can I laugh at how idiotic it is to pay a $1,000 for cigar and actually think it's better than other cigars or am I suppose to take that serious? As for Clinton, he put his cigar up a woman's vagina, how freaking disrespectful to the cigar? The whole situation wreaks of stupidity unless you're like J-Z who probably lights his cigars with $100 dollar bills.
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icehog3 01:04 PM 08-24-2014
Originally Posted by mikesr1963:
As for Clinton, he put his cigar up a woman's vagina, how freaking disrespectful to the cigar?
So, I am being disrespectful to my Johnson? :-)
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The Poet 01:23 PM 08-24-2014
Originally Posted by icehog3:
So, I am being disrespectful to my Johnson? :-)
Wouldn't be the first time, Tom. :-)
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Remo 01:23 PM 08-24-2014
Originally Posted by The Poet:
Wouldn't be the first time, Tom. :-)
Hahahahahhaha!!!!!!
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mikesr1963 02:09 PM 08-24-2014
Originally Posted by icehog3:
So, I am being disrespectful to my Johnson? :-)
Do you smoke your Johnson?
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Remo 02:16 PM 08-24-2014
Originally Posted by mikesr1963:
Do you smoke your Johnson?
:-)
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The Poet 02:25 PM 08-24-2014
Originally Posted by mikesr1963:
Do you smoke your Johnson?
Originally Posted by Remo:
:-)

:-)
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pnoon 04:51 PM 08-24-2014
:-)
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AdamJoshua 04:57 PM 08-24-2014
Originally Posted by pnoon:
:-)
:-)
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icehog3 06:52 PM 08-24-2014
Originally Posted by mikesr1963:
Do you smoke your Johnson?
No, would you like to?
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Porch Dweller 08:04 PM 08-24-2014
<thinks about commenting...thinks again...walks away>
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