TBone 07:49 AM 05-17-2011
I hope the world ends before 1 P.M. I have to teach that day and it should would be nice not having to be on my feet for 6 hrs.
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smokin5 09:19 AM 05-17-2011
I've already ordered my
"I Beat The Rapture" T-shirt.
Should be here May 22.
Unless I'm not.
:-)
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icehog3 09:55 AM 05-17-2011
N2 GOLD 10:36 AM 05-17-2011
They say that it will happen at noon. Now, I'm assuming it will go one time zone at a time.
:-) If I jump back 3-4 time zones east after the end has hit in that area & before it hits my current area would I be o.k.??? Would I have beaten the Rapture of 2011???
:-)
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Skywalker 10:37 AM 05-17-2011
I have a Herf planned for that Day!:-)
It's going to be a quiet day in Church on Sunday!!!:-)
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markem 10:44 AM 05-17-2011
I am not smoking a thing. You people may not be able to take your stash with you, but I can take mine with me owing to a special relationship will all known and unknown deities. I'll be the one in nirvana with the really good sticks for sale.
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bonjing 10:52 AM 05-17-2011
So are we all supposed to drop dead or will SHTF?
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shilala 11:12 AM 05-17-2011
Here's a neat factoid...
The word Rapture does not appear in the Bible. The term "rapture" started being used around 1730 to lay a name to some previously (widely) hyped puritanical rhetoric on the New Testament.
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Subvet642 11:16 AM 05-17-2011
Originally Posted by markem:
I am not smoking a thing. You people may not be able to take your stash with you, but I can take mine with me owing to a special relationship will all known and unknown deities. I'll be the one in nirvana with the really good sticks for sale.
Really? I'm taking mine to Tír na nÓg and I'm not sellin'.
:-)
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shilala 11:18 AM 05-17-2011
Originally Posted by TBone:
I hope the world ends before 1 P.M. I have to teach that day and it should would be nice not having to be on my feet for all of eternity.
Fixed it for ya.
:-)
:-)
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Sherlockholms 11:27 AM 05-17-2011
From my understanding there is TWO rapture dates. The one on the 21st was kind of made up by the american christian new age religion. Not sure when the actual rapture date is, but I think I will lite up a manO'war I have been holding on to.
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Originally Posted by shilala:
Here's a neat factoid...
The word Rapture does not appear in the Bible. The term "rapture" started being used around 1730 to lay a name to some previously (widely) hyped puritanical rhetoric on the New Testament.
Also, the Bible states that nobody (but the Father) knows when Christ will return...
Mark 13:
Originally Posted by :
[31] Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.
[32] But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
[33] Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.
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Skywalker 11:30 AM 05-17-2011
icehog3 11:46 AM 05-17-2011
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
Probably won't be smoking the Devil's Weed that day!!!:-):-):-)
After the life I've led, I probably won't have a choice.
:-)
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Duke9192 11:48 AM 05-17-2011
I'll be at work when this is supposed to happen (LOL). I'll be smoking a Padron 64 at the shop when I get done with work. It's just a great stick!!
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Skywalker 11:51 AM 05-17-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
After the life I've led, I probably won't have a choice. :-)
:-)
:-)
:-)
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CRIMPS 12:11 PM 05-17-2011
Have we consulted with Tom Cruise on this?
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Adriftpanda 12:17 PM 05-17-2011
I guess I won't have to go into work on the next day!
:-)
:-)
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shilala 12:18 PM 05-17-2011
Originally Posted by 357:
Also, the Bible states that nobody (but the Father) knows when Christ will return...
Amen. I was gonna blather on about whenever the word "rapture" is spoken, everything after it is usually close to 100% wrong, but I just spared the crowd. I preach enough.
:-)
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markem 01:33 PM 05-17-2011