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General Discussion>Stupid knows no bounds.
pektel 12:35 PM 02-07-2011
Originally Posted by Sled Dog:
Anybody want to try to guess what color Oranges are?
green.
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tenbaseg 12:50 PM 02-07-2011
This would work as a reminder:
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replicant_argent 12:51 PM 02-07-2011
mhm...


Here ya go, Scott.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx98pskffOY
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HK3- 01:10 PM 02-07-2011
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... :-)

Now I don't feel so stupid for grabbing hot pans with no mitten on after they come out of the oven.
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pektel 01:24 PM 02-07-2011
Originally Posted by HK3-:
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... :-)

Now I don't feel so stupid for grabbing hot pans with no mitten on after they come out of the oven.
I do that more than I like to admit. Not a hot pan straight from the oven, though. I take it out with hot pads, set the table, and for some reason forget the pan is still hot as a mofo until I grab onto it to bring to the table.
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yourchoice 01:29 PM 02-07-2011
Damn, man, you're about as sharp as a rubber band!
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Skywalker 01:31 PM 02-07-2011
Dumb A$$!!!:-)
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sikk50 01:44 PM 02-07-2011
"damn, man, you're about as sharp as a rubber band"
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CasaDooley 02:01 PM 02-07-2011
To always be remembered as "The Super Bowl Banana Incident:-)" I salute you Monsieur Dumass.:-)





I'm glad you're feeling better Scott!:-)
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G G 02:06 PM 02-07-2011
Well I have to admit there is some comedy there, hope it goes away fast buddy.
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shilala 02:06 PM 02-07-2011
Originally Posted by 68TriShield:
There are actually Bananas in a Banana dessert? Go figure :-)
Exactly. Crazy, right?
What's worse is that Lisa told me, and it still never occurred to me I can't eat them.
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T.G 02:13 PM 02-07-2011
Damn dude...

BTW - phone call for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I
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Skywalker 02:28 PM 02-07-2011
Take two of these and call me in the morning...
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HK3- 02:33 PM 02-07-2011
Originally Posted by pektel:
I do that more than I like to admit. Not a hot pan straight from the oven, though. I take it out with hot pads, set the table, and for some reason forget the pan is still hot as a mofo until I grab onto it to bring to the table.
Same here. I'm just too lazy to type it all out. :-)
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shilala 02:53 PM 02-07-2011
Originally Posted by HK3-:
Same here. I'm just too lazy to type it all out. :-)
We call oven mitts the "gawdammitts".
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acarr 02:59 PM 02-07-2011
Are there tators in there tator tots:-)
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Zeuceone 03:03 PM 02-07-2011
have some apple pie.

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Smokin Gator 03:07 PM 02-07-2011
The light was one but nobody was home huh Scott!! Gotta say I feel sorry for ya though. No nanner pudding would SUCK!!!
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Superbad 03:15 PM 02-07-2011
Feel better Scott!
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shilala 03:29 PM 02-07-2011
After showing Michael's list of stuff with Potassium in it, turns out I had a couple oranges, two piles of banana goo, a bunch of stuffed mushrooms, and I slopped a ton of sketti sauce on my hot sausage sammich. Iate mostly crab stuffed mushrooms, but I ate some spinach ones, too.
Quite frankly, I'm fortunate I'm not up at the hospital getting shots in my ass. That's what they used to do to me about once a month before we got this crap under control.

I fix this by eating a bunch of cereal and I drink a gallon or two of water. It flushes my system. Tomorrow I'll be a champ. :-)
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