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General Discussion>Older Than Dirt!
Ogre 11:38 AM 01-10-2011
Originally Posted by STEVE S:
I only scored a 23, not as old as I thought!!
Your only as old as your remember!!!
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icehog3 11:42 AM 01-10-2011
Originally Posted by Ogre3239:
Your only as old as your remember!!!
What were we talking about?
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BlackDog 11:43 AM 01-10-2011
Originally Posted by tsolomon:
Did you ever have a P.F. Flyers' Jonny Quest decoder ring?
No, I was never actually cool enough to own PF Flyers. The first pair of "cool" sneakers I ever owned was a pair of blue Puma 'Clydes' that I bought with my own money. When you sweat in them the die ran onto your socks and feet, and turned them blue.
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markem 11:48 AM 01-10-2011
Why, I remember when they invented dirt. "Who needs dirt?", we all asked. We've done without dirt all this time and see no need to jump on the bandwagon for some new fangled contraption. No one will use it and it will be gone before the end of the year. You wait and see.

dang kids.

We old people were here first! What do you have to say about that, huh?

Member in good standing, Curmudgeon's Club of America

They're having the meatloaf special at Denny's today, better get there a little early and wear a clean shirt.
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Ogre 11:55 AM 01-10-2011
Originally Posted by markem:
Why, I remember when they invented dirt. "Who needs dirt?", we all asked. We've done without dirt all this time and see no need to jump on the bandwagon for some new fangled contraption. No one will use it and it will be gone before the end of the year. You wait and see.

dang kids.

We old people were here first! What do you have to say about that, huh?

Member in good standing, Curmudgeon's Club of America

They're having the meatloaf special at Denny's today, better get there a little early and wear a clean shirt.
So old you had to knock rocks together to make dirt????
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jesseboston81 11:58 AM 01-10-2011
Getting older, 7. Whew!
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Don Fernando 11:59 AM 01-10-2011
I'm young, or could there be a cultural difference? :-)
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jesseboston81 12:00 PM 01-10-2011
Originally Posted by Don Fernando:
I'm young, or could there be a cultural difference? :-)
Stick with the most flattering option and enjoy it! :-)
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shilala 12:00 PM 01-10-2011
Originally Posted by BlackDog:
PF Flyers were sneakers. They made you "run faster and jump higher."

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I had to wear those awful things, but they were obviously generic. Converse.

Originally Posted by BlackDog:
No, I was never actually cool enough to own PF Flyers. The first pair of "cool" sneakers I ever owned was a pair of blue Puma 'Clydes' that I bought with my own money. When you sweat in them the die ran onto your socks and feet, and turned them blue.
Dood, I had low top electric blue puma's with florescent yellow crap on the sides. They were the most badass shoes I ever owned. They're solely responsible for my sneaker problem, er, ah, fetish, er, umm, collection. Yeah, that's it. :-)
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Bruins Fan 12:02 PM 01-10-2011
24 for me but I already knew I was older then dirt :-)
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tsolomon 12:25 PM 01-10-2011
Originally Posted by BlackDog:
No, I was never actually cool enough to own PF Flyers. The first pair of "cool" sneakers I ever owned was a pair of blue Puma 'Clydes' that I bought with my own money. When you sweat in them the die ran onto your socks and feet, and turned them blue.
I'm not sure that cool and P.F. Flyers belong in the same sentence. Cool for us started with having a pair of Chucks in junior high school. :-)
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elderboy02 12:48 PM 01-10-2011
I am 26 years old. Here is what I remember:

3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
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Starscream 12:54 PM 01-10-2011
10 for me.
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taltos 01:16 PM 01-10-2011
25/25. I already knew that I am an old fart.:-)
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G G 01:19 PM 01-10-2011
13 for me.
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kydsid 01:25 PM 01-10-2011
got a 5, glad at least one person is younger than me :-) although i did know what pf flyer's were, so what if its only cause of the movie sandlot. :-)
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neoflex 01:30 PM 01-10-2011
Originally Posted by steve:
Finally some of the REAL old farts show up. I'm feeling younger now, how about you Warren?
They are selling these again.
I don't feel so bad now. I only scored a 9.
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Tyler 01:35 PM 01-10-2011
I scored a 1 lol. I am only 21 though.
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markem 02:17 PM 01-10-2011
Originally Posted by Ogre3239:
So old you had to knock rocks together to make dirt????
Rocks? Rocks!?! You had rocks!

We had to scoop hot magma out of the core of the earth with our bare hands and then squeeze it between our butt cheeks to make our rocks. Don't tell me about rocks, kid, I know rocks!

Damn know-it-all kids. Who let them in here anyway.
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Damocles 02:25 PM 01-10-2011
Originally Posted by markem:
Rocks? Rocks!?! You had rocks!

We had to scoop hot magma out of the core of the earth with our bare hands and then squeeze it between our butt cheeks to make our rocks. Don't tell me about rocks, kid, I know rocks!

Damn know-it-all kids. Who let them in here anyway.
Local magma? Paradise! We used to have to get out of bed at 4:00am, trudge through dino-scat to the other side of the world and scoop plasma from the sun itself! Then we came home and had to fuse those dadburn atoms in the kitchen while Dad beat us about the head and neck.

(thanks and apologies to the Four Men from Yorkshire)

Oh, I scored a 15.
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