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EricF 08:04 PM 01-09-2011
Originally Posted by maninblack:
If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.
Did we really have to know that???:-) :-) :-) :-)
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Skywalker 08:33 PM 01-09-2011
Originally Posted by bobarian:
Cut, light, smoke. :-)

I've witnessed the way you ash! I recommend you don't smoke in the buff!!!:-)
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cort 08:47 PM 01-09-2011
Buying them:-)
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TheFool 11:10 PM 01-09-2011
Originally Posted by Stephen:
Were you wearing a Cosby sweater whilst reading?
Ha ha I love that movie. Great reference
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Shemp Howard 11:35 PM 01-09-2011
I have not and will not smoke naked nor will I smoke with naked people.....females excluded.
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Adriftpanda 11:51 PM 01-09-2011
Sometimes I spit, and when I do, I can't stop.

Stfu you sickos! Get your mind out of the gutter!
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bajaraider 12:10 AM 01-11-2011
Buying them, smoking them, and enjoying the company of good friends!!!
All good habits to have I guess.
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Drez 12:38 AM 01-11-2011
1. grab smoke from humi (after about 45 minutes of looking around ans deciding what to smoke)
2. grab cutter / punch and lighter and place in pocket.
3. stop and smell cigar
4. grab cup or mug and pour my drink
5. smell cigar again
6. walk up stairs with drink in one hand, cigar in another and "tools in pocket"
7. put drink down to open sliding glass door to balcony
8. smell cigar again
9. grab drink and place on table on balcony
10. smell cigar again
11. place cigar on ashtry
12. sit down
13. stand up because i forgot to turn the light on and close the door.
14. turn light on and close door.
15. sit down again
16. smell cigar
17. cut, light and enjoy.


:-):-):-):-)
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icehog3 12:52 AM 01-11-2011
I get the cigazz in the hizzouse, then grab my litizzle, for some flamzizzle, and codrizzle my nizzle, Broham.
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Eleven 12:53 AM 01-11-2011
Originally Posted by maninblack:
If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.
You've discovered my secret identity: Ash Johnson, Naked Smoker!
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justonemorestick 05:08 PM 01-11-2011
Whats wrong with smoking naked in the hottub or hotsprings I never asked on my Johnson?
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icehog3 06:12 PM 01-11-2011
Originally Posted by justonemorestick:
Whats wrong with smoking naked in the hottub or hotsprings I never asked on my Johnson?
What would you ask it if you did?
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bobarian 06:23 PM 01-11-2011
And what would you do if he replied?
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icehog3 06:28 PM 01-11-2011
Originally Posted by bobarian:
And what would you do if he replied?
If he said, "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me R.J., or you can call me J.J.......but you doesn't has to call me 'Johnson' ".
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joeobx 06:35 PM 01-11-2011
Originally Posted by bobarian:
And what would you do if he replied?
God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine :-)
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Smokin Gator 07:21 PM 01-11-2011
Originally Posted by joeobx:
God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine :-)
:-)
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druturn 11:47 PM 01-11-2011
Depends on the situation, but typically while I am at school I:
1. Rummage through my humi for a smoke and pick one
2. Grab a drink
3. Grab my book I need to study
4. Grab my laptop and head out to the mancave
5. Play some tunes
6. Cut and light my cigar
7. Enjoy while studying

While on break or cooking out, I repeat everything except the book for studying. :-)
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justonemorestick 01:26 AM 01-12-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
What would you ask it if you did?
Originally Posted by bobarian:
And what would you do if he replied?
Damm Autocorrect But listening to it has gotten me into some interesting predicaments.
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bigliver 02:07 AM 01-12-2011
Don't know that I would want to smoke while naked. I won't even shave my face naked since I had that near-miss when I dropped my double-edged. I guess sharp and burn now have the same potential consequences in my mind.
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ylo2na 03:01 PM 01-26-2011
Originally Posted by joeobx:
God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine :-)
enough said!
Ylo2na
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