1. Buy Cuba.

2. Retire

3. Not Die
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yeah I know, but we're pretending here remember
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:-)
+1
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Welcome To Fantasy Island..... I am Mr. Locke, your Host.





Nuff said.
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After the above which is clearly very important, spend the rest of my life traveling the United States, feeding it. After all have had a full stomach and no more hunger for a long time, then focus on the rest of the world.

That should keep me busy until the day I die.
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Pay all my bills... buy my wife a Dodge Charger, buy a Rolls Royce Phantom drophead Coupe, buy a nice house, and then deposit the rest around the world in interest bearing accounts.
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Oh I though of a couple more. I want my hip joints replaced with ball barrings, an air ride suspension to replace the disks in my back, and a by pass valve installed before my stomach, so I can decide what my body will digest and if I decide to fill up on McRibs sandwiches or a pound of foie gras I wouldn't have to worry, about buying new pants every 2 weeks
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:-):-):-)
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Buy my way into the white house and fire everyone.
Buy the Budweiser factory and shut it down.
Build a log cabin manson in Colorado and shoot anything that comes within half a mile of my cabin.
Fly all of CA to said cabin where I will have Carlos Fuente and his rolling team making footballs for everyone.

OH! Almost forgot, buy a buffalo and name it skittles...Why? Because I can dammit!
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:-) It's easy to be philanthropic after you have the means:-)
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1. Buy Scott (MajorCaptSilly) some stuff.
2. Pay off all my family's debt.
3. Buy a winter home in the South and a summer home in Chicagoland.
4. Get season tickets for the Blackhawks.
5. Throw the biggest herf imaginable for the Inmates here...on a monthly basis. :-)
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Am I invited to said herf? :-)
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Are you an inmate here? Feel free to answer in the Banter forum so we don't clog this one up. :-)
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Better yet, buy every company that advertises at Puff and make him go broke.
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You've been completing #3 since the ice age :-)
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#1 Give 1/2 of whatever I won to the church I go to and the Florida Baptist Children's Home.
#2 Buy all of the farm back that I grew up on.
#3 Buy a herd of pure bred limousine cattle that would cover the top 3 bloodlines.
#4 Have a monthly herf for all the inmates that would rival the Shack herf.
#5 Work until they day I day enjoying what I do now.
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After I help church, family, friends, and do all the usual
#1 quit work, not cause I don't like it but I just wouldn't have time for it
#2 Finish my house before I am 40
#3 buy a Barret .50 BMG
#4 build a tall fence
#5 buy CAT equipment just to tear up my yard and put it back, you know bull dozers and stuff
#6 Try to stay common and not forget.
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1. Give a cut to my parents and sister
2. Donate some to charity
3. Buy one of every Ferrari ever made
3. Buy every watch over 40 grand
4. Build a walk in humidor stocked with CCs
5. Buy every Civil War book made
6. Buy tons of Civil War relics
7. Go to Vegas, throw down a mill on Red then hit the strip clubs and make it rain like Pac Man Jones all while drinking Crystal from the bottle.
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Pay off my debt, but myself a moderate sized house on a decent amount of land (read 3000sqf on 5-10 acres), put enough away to pay all my major expenses for life, and donate the rest to someplace.

Then I'd continue working part time or at whatever job I really enjoy.
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I would probably blow all the money on cigars, hookers & booze. :-)
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