Real question, will she buy me cigars? :-)

Just remember the cigar Indian isn't going to keep you warm in bed at night. He will be stealing your cigars as retribution :-)
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but the question is; does she speak Indian?
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Waitaminute! Is that the guy that tried to help me with my computer the other evening?
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It's GOLD Jerry!! Gold!!
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Awesome, Scott!:-)
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I don't think so. I really didn't look it over too much. I was a bit preoccupied.

Yes, she does.
It's actually her second one. The first one was a giant ceramic one and one of the kids broke it. This guy is the replacement.
I was just on the phone with her and told her about the thread and asked if it was wood, cause it really looks authentic. She said she didn't know, but she didn't think so.
Regardless, it looks like the real deal. It's only about three feet tall. I'd say it's a midget cigar indian, but Darrell will probably go into convulsions. :-)

It's funny you asked that, Lu. We were talking one day, and she asked about football, and I launched into a sports thing. She told me "You had me at football."
She loves our Steelers. :-)

You betcha. I'm relieved. I never had herpes before, but I can't imagine it's any worse than a Padilla Miami.
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So wheres the picture of the new girlfriend?
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Does the Indian have a sister?
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I didn't ask her if I'm allowed to post it yet.
I don't think she'll care though. I told her I posted the indian.
I texted her and she said "I suppose."
Meet Lisa. :-)

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A whole pile of them. Four I think. One just had a baby today. She has a huge family. I'm working on getting them all down. I need a secretary.
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What does a good lookin gal like that want to do with your ugly @ss?:-)
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The real question is will she cook Indian food for you while you herf with the guys and listen to Cigar Store Indians. If the answer is yes, go ahead and propose now. :-) :-) :-)
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My charming personality. Wtf did you think?
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Thats exactly what I thought. I knew it was not the size of your.................humi.:-)

Congrats Scott, try not to ramble on about your garden too much that is a total turn off.
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Does she know about your paramilitary career and corresponding arsenal?

Maybe you should take that slowly... :-)
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Great, Scott.

Now I need to go clean off my monitor :-)
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I would not kick her out for eating crackers in bed. :-)

Nice work, old bean. :-)
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I don't even think I posted about the Ruger I bought last week, did I?
She's fine with it anyways. :-)
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Very nice Scott. If things don't work out, grab the Indian. :-)
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Imagine herpes and a Padilla, Scott. :-)



She's beautiful, Scott....is it your charming personality that won her over, or your great big......
















....humidor. :-)
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