Q: Why is divorce so expensive...??
A: Because it's worth it...!!

Hang in there brother....sounds like the pattern is clear and you're on to better times...!!

I never knew the meaning of happiness until I got married, but by then it was too late :-)

:-) I think I pee'd a little....

Do you have a license for that peeler (and any peel suppressor that might be attached)?

We have a no concealed peeler rule at our herfs! :-)

Better off without her. If you're the one making the money, who is she to say how you spend it? Afterall, what kind of woman doesn't let her man have his hobbies.

:-)c

i have to say that if anyone woman gives a man the " its (inanimate object) or me" speech, it def wasnt meant to be. real love doesnt have boundaries.

so on behalf of men everywhere,
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i would also like to give you your nuts back and reinstate your man card.

You're still my hero.

May I just say that if you need someone to cook and clean since you have that room, I'll apply for the job. :-)

You might have some competition for that job. :-)

I listened to that "do that and I'll divorce you" crap for lots of years. I finally got the papers and little plastic arrows that showed her where to sign. :-)

great story.

awesome room.

my wife once told me its earther the cigs or me... i said looks like you have your mind made up. SO if YOU want to stay with me dont ever say that again

you are the man no doubt...way to stick to your guns bro

The potatoes are ready! :-)

Very witty, I am so stealing that if the "your stuff or me" comment ever comes along.

I'm going to stick that into the depth of my long term (or maybe short term) memory.

Just be ready to hold your ground..

I've let girls go in the past for trying to change who I am.

No woman will ever change who I am, I'm sure I will have no problems standing ground if the issue ever pops up.

You may want to try an actual woman instead of a girl. They are often quite a bit more mature.

Believe it or not, people can change, sometimes even for the better. If you are unlikely to ever change, you have stagnated as a person and I wish you luck.

That being said, there are just as many insane women out there as men. Don't ask me how I know.


Hell, you can ask Tom. He may even give you her number.

666. :-)