Being married is supposed to stop that?

I guess I've been doing it wrong. :-)
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So if you want to have all this AND get laid regularly, make sure that anyone you marry shares your favorite hobbies and is also cool enough to be okay with the ones you don't share.

About the toilet seat, I can't help you. Guys have no idea how distressing it is to stumble to the potty in the middle of the night, half asleep in the dark, and sit down with an unexpected splash. Separate bathrooms will solve the issue, or installing a urinal. But having my toilet set up for my anatomical configuration is a non negotiable. You're perfectly welcome to have your own toilet, but leave mine with the seat down or else. And by "or else" I mean that when I come back from the bathroom with my ass cold and disgustingly dripping because you left the seat up and didn't flush, I will sit on you. You have been warned. :-)

I do however love fishing and hunting and cigars. I don't care much for golf but I'll happily smoke your expensive cigars while you are playing. :-)

PS - if you fart, I'll probably light it with my torch and laugh my ass off. :-)
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You will sit on me? Promise?
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Will you please put it back up when you're finished?
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Not unless you're proposing to marry me. In which case, please send pictures. Of your humidors, that is. :-)
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Ahhhh, you're no fun. :-)
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Having different interests is totally cool. She likes to cook, I like to grill and burn food. She likes being a vegitarian, I like beef. I smoke cigars, she doesn't. I drink scotch, she drinks wine.

The only hobby of mine she doesn't like is me watching other pretty women. I believe she'd rather castrate me than allow that to happen when she's around. What was it that Carter said?
"Ok to lust in your mind?" ummm not so much.:-)
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Step up be a man

Hold on wife is calling
Me: Yes dear
her: What did you Say!?
me: I'm taking out the trash
Her: Good!

As i Was saying ya gotta step up show her who's boss

She's calling, gotta go
Plase please Please don't tell her I said this
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What happens when you put the lid down too?



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I think women fail to realize that they do indeed have arms, and said arms are quite capable of lowering the seat themselves.
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Do not forget..."Babe, you are NOT fat!"
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Guys have arms too. At least I hope you guys do, because otherwise cigar smoking is gonna be tough. :-)
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So far Ive gotten some pretty good advice :-)
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They yell at you when you don't put it back down but then they yell at you when you don't put it up. There is just no pleasing them...
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I think the only solution to the problem is to buy one of them automatic seats lol

http://www.plumbingsupply.com/automa...let-seats.html



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Oh brotha,

They are such a treat! Most of the time just let her think she is right. You and I both know, along with all of the other men out there, they try to gig us into some kind of ordeal and then we end up getting pissed. These creatures are trained from the day they get out of the womb to try and push the fellow man to his limits!! Have a drink and smoke one up tonight!
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I'll put the seat down if she puts it up.
It's a two way street
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:-)
Sounds like a perfect world!:-)
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Truer words havent been spoken.

You may think otherwise, but she'll get her way eventually :-)
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When you hear, "Let's go for a drink", what do you think?

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