LasciviousXXX 02:45 PM 04-22-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
You're a felon. :-)
You have no idea!
:-)
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icehog3 02:46 PM 04-22-2010
Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX:
You have no idea! :-)
Oh, but I do.
:-)
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LasciviousXXX 02:47 PM 04-22-2010
galaga 03:02 PM 04-22-2010
Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX:
I know..... naked pilates :-)
And squirrels smoking nubs. You've got to pay good money in some towns to see that....
:-)
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DPD6030 03:18 PM 04-22-2010
About time MI had a good one.
Saw this one on the site
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Ahh and a good one from Harper Woods, MI
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Makes me think of Ace Ventura with the dead parakeet
:-)
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Cigary 05:17 PM 04-22-2010
Here in Ga. I read some good ones:
All sex toys are banned. ( oh wow )
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Acworth....All citizens must own a rake. ( I bought one this year )
It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. ( I can't even tell you how many times I have done this )
In Atlanta....One man may not be on another man’s back.
In Columbus, Ga....No one may tease an idiot. ( Guilty )
In Kennesaw...( I live 5 miles from there...Every head of household must own a gun. This is not a dumb law BTW.)
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JE3146 05:55 PM 04-22-2010
Originally Posted by DPD6030:
About time MI had a good one.
Saw this one on the site
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Ahh and a good one from Harper Woods, MI
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Makes me think of Ace Ventura with the dead parakeet :-)
Dumb and Dumber
:-)
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Starscream 07:20 PM 04-22-2010
Originally Posted by floydpink:
I like the one about it only being legal to beat your wife as long as it's limited to once a week, but illegal to frown at her on Sundays.
The one about not being legal to keep alligators in your bathtub isn't bad either.
Not to generalize, but the deep South states seem to have the best ones.
Originally Posted by Ogre3239:
The funny part about all of this is, There had to be a situation to cause the law to be made. I dont care about the law, I want to know what made the law.
I live in the South and I hate to say it, but it's true. Us rednecks will do anything.
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SeanGAR 07:46 PM 04-22-2010
Florida
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Ah man ... I hate straps ....
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M1903A1 08:13 PM 04-22-2010
Originally Posted by bonjing:
THis one from Chico CA:
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Hmm...and after that happens, who is left to enforce it or take the fine?
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M1903A1 08:21 PM 04-22-2010
Originally Posted by bonjing:
THis one from Chico CA:
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Overheard in Moscow, Beijing and Tehran: "Curses! That one's off the list!!"
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icehog3 11:47 PM 04-22-2010
WildBlueSooner 01:34 PM 04-23-2010
Originally Posted by Wolfgang:
Florida.
It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
Oral sex is illegal
The only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.
Us Floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.
:-)
:-)
Glad I have never been with a girl from Florida
:-)
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WildBlueSooner 01:37 PM 04-23-2010
Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner:
Glad I have never been with a girl from Florida :-)
Or guy...just wanted to clarify
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City law in Rochester Michigan
"All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police."
Inspected for what?
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Originally Posted by 357:
City law in Rochester Michigan
"All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police."
Inspected for what?
Decency.
Man, that law probably dates back to at least the early 1900's when they still did that.
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markem 03:35 PM 04-23-2010
Love this law. Whitehall MT, right on the Continental Divide (Butte being on the west side and Whitehall on the East):
It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
I grew up in Butte. I know all about highs of -40* for weeks on end and heavy snow, but ice picks?
btw, I have seen homemade snow tires: strips of leather with nails tied around the tread. Yes, the sharp end (at least of the nail) was pointed out.
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markem 03:39 PM 04-23-2010
and since I now live in Oregon ...
It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
Tickets are still written for this offense. Think long haul truck driver.
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Mugen910 04:06 PM 04-23-2010
Originally Posted by wolfgang:
florida.
It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
oral sex is illegal
the only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.
Us floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.
:-):-)
Originally Posted by wildbluesooner:
glad i have never been with a girl from florida :-)
Originally Posted by wildbluesooner:
or guy...just wanted to clarify
hahaah!!!
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chachee52 06:44 AM 04-24-2010
I still like the MA law that states that you can't put tomatos is clam chowder (that's Manhatan clam chowder).
I worked at a hospital that served that and I was constantly harrassing them about it, but no cop would give them a ticket or arrest them!!!!
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