How do you know it was a girl? :-)
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(603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
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I admit it took me a minute to get this one...

(602): how was that guy you hooked up with?
(415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
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So true... :-)
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:-):-):-)
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:-)
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I don't think that it would be a good idea for you to meat her.
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lol funny
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(832): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

hahahaha
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(614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.


What Area Code is Greg's phone????
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(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
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HAHA that's New Hampshire area code!!
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Couple that :-)

(323): I'm being pulled over???
(520): For what!?!?!
(323): ??? I'm in a cab!!!!!


and


(301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
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I know I've posted a ton of these but I can't help it. It's hilarious..

(212): dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
(1-212): idk but i think it had a face
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oh man sooo wrong!! :-)
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omg omg, all of them, awesome
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Please tell me that is an intentional pun :-)
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(845): Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo





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(617): So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.


(513): Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?




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:-)

(413): Wow you were great! I thought girls were good but man!
(413): Thanks, wanna ask Vin to join us next time?
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