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Originally Posted by SaltyMcGee:
Adding to the list:
Dead Man Walking
The Basketball Diaries
Milk
Later episodes of Growing Pains (:-))
The Game
Blood Diamond

These are really the worst movies ever made? :-)

Now, I will put a vote in for "Heaven's Prisoners." It's still the only movie I've ever walked out of in the middle. I'm pretty patient but this one sucked!

what's eating gilbert grape. :-)
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Originally Posted by Mugen910:
what's eating gilbert grape. :-)

"Burger Barn Gilbert!!!"
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Originally Posted by Lear31MX:
anything with Steven Seagal, I can not stand his movies

How dare you spit such venom?

:-)
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Originally Posted by icehog3:
So

The Departed

If I'd been in a theater, I would have departed.

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State of Grace

Missed it.

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Gangs of New York

Gary Oldman saved this movie, IMO.

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Mystic River

10 minutes: ZZZZZZZZZ

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jennifer Jason Leigh, end of story.

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I don't care for Sting, for instance, but I wouldn't say all of his albums are the "worst albums ever" just because I don't care for Sting.

Fair enough. But I find it very difficult to enjoy a movie featuring either of those two.

Originally Posted by SaltyMcGee:
Adding to the list:
Dead Man Walking

Not a fan.

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The Basketball Diaries

I'll wait for the book. :-)

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Milk

Didn't bother. No interest in Harvey Milk's life and it featured Penn.

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The Game

I know nothing about this film.

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Blood Diamond

Sorry, I don't buy DiCaprio as an action hero. I keep waiting for someone to slap him and take his lunch money. Djimon Huntsu (sp?) was pretty good, though.
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Originally Posted by Darrell:
How dare you spit such venom? :-)

I Agree, Darrell; I've Seen Every One Of His!

:-):-)
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I instinctively avoid bad movies, its like a 6th sense. But here are a couple memorable stinkers:

Intersection (remake)

The Keep

Magnolia

And this one I am adding for my wife, I personally loved the movie but when I finally talked her into watching it, as the end credits began to roll she actually said "Are you joking? Thats it? I kept waiting on something to happen and now its OVER?!?!??!":

The Big Kahuna.

Those other 3 I listed, I was actually saddened that I lost that time spent watching those and could never get it back. I mourned my lost time :-)
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watched it last night, Quantum Apacolypse.
Threw it in the trash 42 mins in. I am sure it got MUCH worse.
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Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?

PS: The Game is really good, and it's mostly Michael Douglas, Penn's part isn't that big.

PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?
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Originally Posted by Eleven:
Magnolia

I LOVE Magnolia.
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Originally Posted by T.G:
PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?

Scratch that question. Just remembered that was his brother.
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Originally Posted by T.G:
Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?

Ouch! Let's chalk that one up to CRS. :-)

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PS: The Game is really good, and it's mostly Michael Douglas, Penn's part isn't that big.

I may check it out. Michael Douglas is pretty good, although I think his best movies are behind him.

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PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?

Wrong Penn. :-) Reservoir Dogs is actually one of my favorite movies.
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Originally Posted by Kreth:
Wrong Penn. :-) Reservoir Dogs is actually one of my favorite movies.
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Phew. I almost lost all faith in you, Jeff. :-)
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Originally Posted by T.G:
Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?

I thought Jeff was saying Gary Oldman saved "State of Grace"....he definitely stole the show.

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".
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Originally Posted by icehog3:
I thought Jeff was saying Gary Oldman saved "State of Grace"....he definitely stole the show.

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".

I read the responses as belonging to the quote directly above them.

State of Grace was "Missed it"

Gangs of New York was the Gary Oldman comment.

Jeff. what say you?
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Originally Posted by icehog3:
Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".

Point conceded.

Originally Posted by T.G:
I read the responses as belonging to the quote directly above them.

State of Grace was "Missed it"

Gangs of New York was the Gary Oldman comment.

Jeff. what say you?

Yeah, I was thinkng Oldman played The Butcher. Been a while since I saw GoNY.
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Oh oh! I take it back!

Battlefield Earth is totally the worst movie I've seen!
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Originally Posted by Darrell:
Yeah, seriously. He's a phenomenal actor, I don't think I've hated a single movie he starred in. :-)

I take it you've never seen him in Romeo and Juliet (modern day mixed with old English, brilliant!) or The Man in the Iron Mask? Total garbage flicks.

Some other stinkers that come to mind: The Fog, Suburban Commando (horrible, but awesomely horrible), Robocop 3.
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