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hammondc 01:17 PM 11-18-2011
here it is wrapped up in 3 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ATdbz2lXR0
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Ogre 01:30 PM 11-18-2011
Originally Posted by pektel:
Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?
No, my 13 year old neighbor is also excited about it!!!:-)
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pektel 01:37 PM 11-18-2011
Originally Posted by Ogre:
No, my 13 year old neighbor is also excited about it!!!:-)
:-)

It was sarcasm. My gf likes the movies, and I admittedly watched them with her. But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.
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Ogre 01:40 PM 11-18-2011
Originally Posted by pektel:
:-)

It was sarcasm. My gf likes the movies, and I admittedly watched them with her. But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.
Its ok to admit it, you would watch it with or without the "Bedroom Fun"!!!
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Adriftpanda 01:47 PM 11-18-2011
Call me whatever you want, but I'm looking forward to seeing it with the fiance on Saturday. Nothing wrong with it.

Hope you enjoyed it Mike, happy anny.
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icehog3 02:26 PM 11-18-2011
Originally Posted by pektel:
But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.
Rearranging the furniture?
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sevans105 02:26 PM 11-18-2011
Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!
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pektel 04:18 PM 11-18-2011
Originally Posted by sevans105:
Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!
Did you watch the season premier of Beavis and Butthead?
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Emjaysmash 04:26 PM 11-18-2011
Good luck. That 117 mins you can never get back.
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sevans105 04:32 PM 11-18-2011
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pektel 08:51 PM 11-18-2011
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
Just try to blend with the other emo kids at the Mann in GR.
:-)

This made my day. :-)
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MajorCaptSilly 08:52 PM 11-18-2011
My wife went to the midnight show last night with friends from work. I maintain my stance that I will never watch a shiny vampire movie.

MCS
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backwoods357 08:56 PM 11-18-2011
Wow, poor guy. My better half has no interest, thank god. She would be much happier burning a maddie on the deck and picking up a pizza at mellow mushroom. I saw the first two and the series just looks to get exponentially worse with each movie.
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md4958 09:01 PM 11-18-2011
So you can boost up that testosterone again:

http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA
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14holestogie 05:11 AM 11-19-2011
Originally Posted by md4958:
So you can boost up that testosterone again:

http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA
vagampires....:-)
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Stephen 07:53 AM 11-19-2011
My buddies and I had a chat about this franchise (well it was only one movie at the time that we had been coerced by our significant others into watching) and following two conclusions were drawn over some beers:

1. What makes this movie so damned unbelievable isn't the fact that it's full of vampires and werewolves, but that multiple males are posturing over a high school girl that doesn't put out, isn't the least bit attractive, and has the personality of a wet mop

2. Edward is a pedophile
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Wanger 01:48 PM 11-21-2011
I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. :-):-) Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. :-) All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all! :-)
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replicant_argent 07:26 AM 11-30-2011
Originally Posted by Wanger:
I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. :-):-) Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. :-) All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all! :-)
Nice try, Fluffy. Trying to man-up after looking this PuppyDog in lust with Sparkly Vampire boy isn't gonna fly.

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Apoco 09:26 AM 12-01-2011
I heard one of my female friends swooning over Edward. I reminded her that vampires do not have a beating heart - that means no blood circulation. He wouldn't be able to get anything elevated to have any real fun. She was...not pleased with me :-)
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pektel 12:13 PM 12-01-2011
This is how Twilight should end:

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