Mountain Dew is the crack of soda. You try it once and you'll either be addicted or never touch the stuff again. Speaking as MD addict. :-):-):-)

The mouse is just a protein and calcium booster!
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Yeah, and Wendys had a finger in their chili, right?
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Can't get fingers by me, but I can get extra toenails for $.25.
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Reading this as i down a Throwback Dew. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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maybe we've got it all backwards. maybe ALL the can's come with jellied rodent as the secret ingredient, and this can malfunctioned? :-)
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Probably true of all sodas. My daughter did a science experiment last year to see what effect various beverages had on teeth--one of the hardest components in the body. They let mammal teeth sit for some time in different solutions of water, milk, bleach, lemon juice and Dr. Pepper. The teeth in the bleach & Dr. Pepper pretty much dissolved.
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Finally restocked our Dew machine at work, I'm back people!
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