Coach purses will get you out of alot of jams!:-):-)
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Just a flesh wound, brother!
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This is why I don't have a wife!! :-)
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your missing out!!!

they do your laundry, clean the house, cook dinner... come in handy sometimes :-):-):-)




sometimes :-)
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1) Take testicles back from wife. They are probably in her closet with all the shoes and other extraneous, unjustifiable purchases she has made.

2) Order more cigars.
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^for clarification, that was sarcasm.
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Mickey...Kellie asks me the same thing everytime a new package arrives. :-)
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No worries!

Eventually, It just sounds like "Bla bla bla bla bla!":-)
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My wife gave up a couple years ago. She knew it fell on deaf ears. Good luck with yours Mickey!
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The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible. :-) Ways to do this is to either have a separate credit card with paperless billing or a reloadbale credit card or do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order for your end. You know, that's what I've heard on how to be a sneaky cigar buying bastage.:-)
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It also helps if you attribute packages to Bombs!!! Just say, "Those guys!!!" when a package arrives!:-)
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:-)

That's what I do now:-)
She says whats that? I say look how insane these guys are!:-)


(Then she says I don't believe you and I say whats for dinner?)(J/K)
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No Ron, they are talking about WIVES!!!!!!
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If you only knew the stuff I get away with. But then, she's bad about online purchases as well, and I've been buying her stuff all the time.

But she truly has no idea how much "stuff" I have. :-)
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My girlfriend calls me an old man because I smoke cigars. I'm 24.
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I don't get any gaff whatsoever.
This reminds me of a McDonald's commercial that's been on football. The woman says "Margie's boyfriend says Sunday is only for watching football? What do you think?"
Then the little guy thinks and shivers and pees a little and says "He's a jerk."
That's sad. Very sad. On about a thousand nutless levels.
Granted, Liberty works both ways. My actions can't deny the Liberty of my wife and children.
I married well. My wife watches football with me constantly and makes sure our schedule works around it.
While I was typing she spun around and asked when I wanted to go to Florida to go diving.
I rest my case. :-)
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I had a wife once. For me, it was overrated. :-)
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haha my wife thinks the same thing about me!:-)
She has been very accepting about it though, she just doesn't like me spending money when we don't have it.
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Will you tell my wife that?

j/k, she does all that and more


This is very true. It doesn't take long for a married man to develop what is known as "selective hearing". Your mind will turn any unwanted noise, children screaming, wife's complaining, broken appliances, etc, into white noise that you don't even process anymore. I'm convinced it's a self-defense mechanism built into the male brain to keep us from losing our minds. :-)
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...And so I told her, "If you'd spend half as much time sticking your nose in a cookbook as you do my business, maybe I could get an edible meal around here."

THAT's how the story is supposed to end.:-)


:-)
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