S.S. Sinks-a-lot
S.S. Shitty old Sticks
S.S. Douchebag
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For some reason this makes me keep thinking of Gen. Billy Mitchell. We should moor that POS somewhere, then bomb it until it sinks. :-)



Hey, there's your name for you . . . The S. S. POS!
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It's a barge, which means it doesn't have an engine, which means it isn't an "S.S." (steam ship). It would likely have berthing, a galley and mess decks with some random work spaces. I wouldn't want to keep it on open water as they're usually flat keeled and unstable in choppy seas. I can imagine it would make a great party venue, though.
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Party Pooper!
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I have a little experience with them from my time in the Navy. They would make a good party barge. They're sturdy, simply built and easy to maintain, relatively.
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:-) Who are you to barge into this? :-)
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I get it! :-):-):-)
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I can smell the bacon and cigar smoke now....... mmmmmmm.
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We are also going to need a tanning area for the entertainment, um I mean ladies.
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I'll throw in 10 bucks! ALL HANDS ON THE POOP DECK! how about S.S. dog rocket? Who gets to be the skipper? Seeing as it has no motor i don't think any boating experience what so ever would be required.
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Not totally accurate. Sill have to have firefighting, SOLAS, and vessel operation experience. Just no navigational experience necessary.
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DOH! there goes my chance to be a skipper :-)
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If we bought this maybe Old Sailor would be around more.
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Yeah, the ladies are going to be flocking to this. :-) :-)
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Ladies, no.... but there are always women willing to hang out for free booze. And admit it, you'd rather invite them anyway. :-)
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As I said, get the Minn. Vikings involved!
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So many comebacks, so little political correctness. :-)
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You weren't exactly clear as crystal here . . . does this mean you're in, or out? :-)
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What kind of woman do you take me for?!?!

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:-)!!!!!
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