I have to go with 7-20-4 The Gagger. As if a 6x60 cigar needs any help being more phallic. :-)
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Add to this list:
- Honey and Hand Grenades
--Rapier
--Shiv
--Shank (all named after prison weapons apparently)

- Romeo y Julieta Havoc

- Quesada Q D'etat (sp?)
-- Howitzer
-- Molotov
-- Daga
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Bare knuckle
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Hesitant Pirate.
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Erin Go Bragh
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Humo Jaguar....I know there's a cigar history behind it. But, I just think that Hetero Jaguar should get equal billing
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I think tramp stamp is the worst one I have ever heard of...
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Isn't there the Cromagus Knuckle Dragger
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Colon .....

Also the Oktoberfest uber is a terrible name as 'uber' is still a bit of a tained word since WWII
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Diesel
Bareknuckle
The new Pokemon series from Pete Johnson
Ricola
Wheat Germ
Ore Ida
Flagpole Sitta
Treat Williams
Don Kirshner's Cigar Concert
Grape Nuts


MCS
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Worst of all time Cromagnon Slobberknocker!
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Honey & Hand Grenade :-)
Skull Breaker
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Nope, that's a beer.

Founders Dirty Bastard

Here's the info:

So good it’s almost wrong. Dark ruby in color and brewed with seven varieties of imported malts. Complex in finish, with hints of smoke and peat, paired with a malty richness and a right hook of hop power to give it the bad attitude that a beer named Dirty Bastard has to live up to. Ain’t for the wee lads.
ABV: 8.5%
IBUs: 50
Availability: Year-round
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"Papas Fritas" means french fries. :-)
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Pimp Stick
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My Uzi Weighs A Ton is the silliest I can think of offhand.
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Raji's Untimely Demise!
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Surrogates Bone Crusher

Room 101 Namakubi anything

Lars Tetens 24a69.com
Lars Tetens Gorilla Finger

RoMa Cromagnon Atlatl

The list could go on and on...
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It means 'daddy's fries'. I have a Frita Papa under the cabinet, also known as a fry daddy.:-)
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If I started a cigar line, I'd call it Tetanus and my first release would be the Lockjaw.:-)

I vote this #1!
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