And I thought to myself "That ain't wise".
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One dark night in New York,
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I got a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell, but no Spork...
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So I had to make do,
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I found some q-tips and hot glue...
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Now my tail feels like its plugged with a cork! :-)
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New one:

When the puck finally drops on the ice...
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Sure as a puck, it is NICE!...
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The Hawks will be flying,
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The Sharks wont be dying,
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And after the game we can all get flied lice.
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Ok.. I'll start one... I think this is right... right?


There once was a man from Nantucket...
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Never once lit his 'gar, but did suck it.
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His stick got all soggy
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And made him quite groggy,
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So had no choice but to chuck it! :-)
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New one:

As I looked out my window one day...
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I caught a glimpse of my hair all gray

MCS
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I thought I might dye it.
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Every week, 'til I buy it.
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