He puts it in his a... :-)
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Me too.

Talk about hitting it on point as I love nothing more than a captive audience.
According to my shrink, I don't need her as it seems I already know the answers but just feel I need to hear it from her.
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A fine orator, a good psychologist; Thrifty... :-)
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I figure my cigar is saying "OWWWHH!! First you scalp me, now you lite my feet on fire! OWWWWHHH!! OWWWWWWWHHH!! Knock it off you son of a *****! OWWWWWH!!"
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If I smoke with my left hand I am "Sensible, fair-minded" and if I use my right hand I am "Cheerful, sociable, self-willed".:-)
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As the old saying goes "you may be an asswipe, but you're our kind of asswipe Bro!:-)

Mornin Dave!:-)
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It didn't show it hence.... asswipe.
:-)
err thanks Kevin,I think :-)
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Now I'm really curious, how do you hold it?
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His hand is like a roll of toilet paper? Or the cigars he smokes are pieces of sh*t? :-)
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Elegant and imposing. Yep thats about right.:-)
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I hold my cigar two ways so Im "Cheerful, sociable, self-willed" and "Elegant, imposing", interesting, lol
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Cheerful, sociable, self-willed
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Sensible, fair-minded & mistrustful, skeptical (Gee, contradict much?). Sounds about right, I'm an accountant during the day, and eventually plan on being an auditor.

I know I'm those two because, I flick my ash with my middle finger. The only two positions that you can do that with are the ones I picked. On top of that I normally hold my cigar in the Sensible, fair-minded mode. Only when I'm actually reviewing a cigar and writing in my journal do I hold it in the mistrustful, skeptical mode.

In the words of George Lopez: "That's like a self-fulfilling prophylactic!!!"
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you don't want to know :-)
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:-), in more ways than one. :-)
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Practical, vengeful
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Hmmm...

Look at this one:

"Generous, democratic, talkative, welcoming"

I have never seen anybody hold their cigar that way. Look at the lit end. I have met a lot of cigar smokers with these characteristics, but never seen anyone smoke backhand like that. :-)

:-)

As for me... I have used most of those at some time or another.
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When smoking:
"Cheerful, sociable, self-willed"
When talking with cigar in hand:
"Generous, democratic, talkative, welcoming"
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Cheerful, sociable, self-willed, elegant and imposing.
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I don't think Dave's cigars ever leave his mouth. :-) :-) :-)
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