I don't miss the green furniture I bought from a tag sale to furnish my first apartment. I do kinda miss killing hookers, though.

MCS
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oh man, I'll never stop killing hookers. My kids are going to be all embarrassed because I'm gonna be that old guy still killing hookers when he's 50.
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This is so funny it bears laughing at again.
:-):-):-)
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I used to chase the wimmenz. Now, not so much. Married life kinda put a damper on that.
:-)
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There is a thread for this stuff already Bachelor Banter
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Rub the NUB Connecticut in the shower. :-)
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As a bachelor I had money and a beer belly.
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Used to wash the bed sheets about once per season whether they needed it or not. :-)
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I've also been married too long to really remember pre- bride days. However, my daughter was gone quite a bit over the summer to camps and such and I had to remember that when she came home I needed to put clothes ON!!! Kinda got used to running around the house naked. I had a couple of close calls :-)
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"Those who would trade freedom for sex deserve neither."

Ben Franklin, 1781
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Play golf!
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Get locked up...No freedom, and all the sex you want :-)
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And what changed when you got married?

:-)
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Now he has no money.. Duh!:-):-)
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I miss having money and buying what I want, when I want it!
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Ill pass on that
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Amen :-)
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While I just have the wife, I can't agree more to the kids thing. When it was just the wife and I, we'd smoke cigars whenever...Mon nights at a bar drinking beers and watching football....season tickets to the Bills....downtown drinking in Savannah at stupid hours of the night....no concerns.

Enter Kiera

Can only smoke after the kid is asleep or I'm mowing the lawn...Mon nights walking the kid at 830pm to get her to sleep...season ticket to the zoo....downtown to Baby's 'R Us for diapers....constant worries.

Oh well, I love every minute of it. :-)
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I miss only having to cook, clean and do laundry for one person and doing it when I felt like it.
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Wake and bake while watching ****...my wife hates ****
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