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General Discussion>Getting old just plain sucks!
Blueface 05:24 PM 09-03-2010
Originally Posted by markem:
It just keeps going and going ....
I think I will now go read: "Yellow River" by I. P. Daily.
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hotreds 05:29 PM 09-03-2010
I prefer Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Knightly. Bouncier plot.
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JaKaacH 06:37 PM 09-03-2010
Makes you want to sing the Blues...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO6AY8lURig

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The original by: Junior Kimbrough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSWTk...eature=related
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cort 07:08 PM 09-03-2010
Sucks for you old dudes:-)
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papichulo 07:32 PM 09-03-2010
I had to get a new drivers license and the lady asked me what color hair and I said brown. She looked up and said maybe ten years ago. :-) I am only in my early forties. :-)
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markem 07:42 PM 09-03-2010
Originally Posted by papichulo:
I had to get a new drivers license and the lady asked me what color hair and I said brown. She looked up and said maybe ten years ago. :-) I am only in my early forties. :-)
But you work with "difficult people" :-)
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icehog3 07:55 PM 09-03-2010
Originally Posted by Cort:
Suck you old dudes:-)
You're quite the sport, Gary. :-)
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Smokin Gator 08:24 PM 09-03-2010
Originally Posted by Cort:
Sucks for you old dudes:-)
I know most of us dribble kings are in bed at this point... but you will be there one day brother. I just hope you remember harassing us when the front of your pants are wet:-)
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markem 08:30 PM 09-03-2010
Originally Posted by Cort:
Sucks for you old dudes:-)
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markem 02:21 PM 09-04-2010
Somehow, I can imagine Carlos saying this

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icehog3 03:32 PM 09-04-2010
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taltos 04:14 AM 09-05-2010
A couple of things that seem to cure the dribble phenomenon employ the tourniquent principle. For most of us Irish and other lesser folks those velcro cord wraps seem to stem the flow by making it looser [during one of our late evening/early morning journeys] in order to release the liquid gold and then making it tighter to stop the dripping. For those who were blessed with more endowment, a hose clamp would seem to do the same thing, just don't forget a screwdriver. :-)
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icehog3 12:36 AM 09-13-2010
When do we get a thread about sh!tting your pants, Carlos? :-)
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n3uka 08:57 AM 09-13-2010
Two thoughts.

Condoms - not just for sex :-)

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Lumpold 09:06 AM 09-13-2010
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This is what I'm imagining your solution will be.
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ABNMP619 09:19 AM 09-13-2010
I went to the doctor the other day to have him look at a spot on my head where I am losing hair. He looks up and says "WOW, you are losing a lot of hair!" I said "HA, HA, very funny, I am only 36!" Walked out of their with a prescription for Rogaine. What the hell!
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icehog3 09:21 AM 09-13-2010
At least you didn't piss yourself, Daryle. :-) :-)
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Lumpold 09:42 AM 09-13-2010
Originally Posted by ABNMP619:
I went to the doctor the other day to have him look at a spot on my head where I am losing hair. He looks up and says "WOW, you are losing a lot of hair!" I said "HA, HA, very funny, I am only 36!" Walked out of their with a prescription for Rogaine. What the hell!
MPB can be an evil thing... one of my best friends shaves his head after he started going bald at 16. Man up, shave it all off!
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ABNMP619 10:35 AM 09-16-2010
Originally Posted by Lumpold:
MPB can be an evil thing... one of my best friends shaves his head after he started going bald at 16. Man up, shave it all off!
You laugh about shaving it all off, but damn it...I sure am thinking about it. Plus the wife likes it too. Just wish I could have a damn goatee to go along with it though.
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357 11:00 AM 09-16-2010
Did someone say shake-weight???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw
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