Congrats. Now let's hope you learned your lesson.:-)
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Hope this is the start of better things to come, Don.
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Congratulations, now you can go to the cigar bar all day, come home smelling like a chimney and nobody will say a word!
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Anybody have his (catfish's) addy, I smell the fumes of a engine and the squeaking of ammo doors so to speak.
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Thanks for all of the good advice (especially the one about the hooker). I knew that this day was coming but now that It's here, I feel kind of lost.
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Get some friends together, have a smoke and a few drinks(if you want). Just enjoy some good conversation and enjoy freedom. Soak it all in Don. It feels great.
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Let's define FREE. Do you owe her money each month?
Can she call you anytime "She feels like talking"?
Are there kids involved who will be splitting time?

Freedom isn't free. This is not what they meant, but it sure is a catch all phrase.

If your answer to the above questions was NO each time, congratulations, you are free.
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take a couple of days off work and get wasted and pick up some womrens at the bar.
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Take a trip to Brazil!
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That could be hazardous to your health.
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Get hitched!!! J/K:-)

Smoke something nice and take it all in... then let it out!!!:-)
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Set up an ultimate relax day at home. Put a cooler in front of the t.v., your Humi, any foods, a case of beer (your choice), and the remote. Watch t.v. for hours on end, smoke, and drink! Your a free man, time to kick back for a good 18 hours :-)
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NO
NO
NO
I asked my lawyer how we did. She said "better than most men end up with".
enough said
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What's a "womrens"?:-)
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A small farm animal, most like a sheep.
:-)

Best of luck with everything.
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DIRECT DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF DIVORCE:
(Latin)- To rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.


Good thing you made out better :-)
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With everything that I've been going threw lately, I've had a pounding headache for the last two weeks. This morning I feel a little better. Hopefully things are starting to clear up.
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The reason divorces are so expensive is because they're worth it.:-)

Now go find a nice girl who's daddy owns a cigar store!
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There was a great quote and I don't remember who it was from and it said something to the effect of "You never really know a woman until you have met her in court"
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I've felt this way once before. was happy to be out of the relationship but a little lonely in the evenings. Try to stay busy with friends if you can. Sometimes if I was bored and wanted to chat, I'd talk to people here at the asylum. In fact I still do this occasionally, lots of great people here.

The best advice I can give is to spend some time alone. It may be quiet around the house, but in my experience it's not a good idea to start looking for a new companion just yet. Internet, cigars and maybe a little wine are the best medicine for loneliness.
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