His buxom assistant's name is Sally
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He yanked on my molar,
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Sally said move over
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what a shame to go down in a flame
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all cigars are equal but
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sometimes I get in a rut
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5th line has to rhyme with lines 1 & 2 in a limerick, for future reference Chuck. :-)
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So I smoke something new,
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that made me say ya hoo
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And I no longer itch in the butt.
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NEW:

Rhyming is easy to do,
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As simply as tying your shoe,
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you just string up some words,
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using nouns or some verbs.
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And viola...your violets are blue!
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NEW:

My neighbor has a talking crow,
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He found him outside in the snow.
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He was ranting and raving,
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As his face he was shaving,
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For a beard he refused to grow.
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