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shilala 04:53 AM 11-02-2014
I woke up with Soolaimon.
Yesterday morning it was
Help is on it's way - Little River Band.
God of my want, want, want
Lord of my need, need, need
Leading me on, on, on
On to the woman, she dance for the sun
God of my day, day, day
Lord of my night, night, night
Seek for the way, way, way
Taking me home
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Subvet642 06:20 AM 11-02-2014
Mean Mr. Mustard / Polythene Pam / She Came in Through the Bathroom Window.
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park,
shaves in the dark,
tryin' to save paper.
Sleeps in a hole in the road.
Savin' up to buy him some clothes.
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose.
Such a mean old man!
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Porch Dweller 08:12 AM 11-02-2014
Oh mama, I'm in fear for my life
From the long arm of the law
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Ye Olde Phart 12:47 PM 11-20-2014
Everybody's gone away,
Said they're movin' to L.A.
There's not a soul I know around,
Everybody's leavin' town
Some caught a freight, some caught a plane
Find the sunshine leave the rain
They said this town will waste your time
Guess they're right -- it's wasted mine
Some gotta win, some gotta lose
Good Time Charlie's got the blues
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markem 10:18 AM 11-28-2014
I don't want a pickle,
Just want to ride my motorcycle
(in honor of the musician behind a Thanksgiving holiday song that is tradition among many of my friends. Oh, and Icehog3)
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icehog3 01:15 PM 11-28-2014
In honor of my ex's......
You see me on the street
You always act surprised
You say, “How are you?” “Good luck”
But you don’t mean it
When you know as well as me
You’d rather see me paralyzed
Why don’t you just come out once
And scream it
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AdamJoshua 08:53 PM 11-28-2014
Do you remember the
21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away
and for you youngsters ... to really hammer the point home I give you Earth, Wind & Fire
http://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
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Porch Dweller 09:17 PM 11-28-2014
Well the first days are the hardest days, don't you worry any more,
Cause when life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door.
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massphatness 06:53 AM 11-29-2014
I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away.
If you were a hooker, you know
I'd be happy to pay.
If suddenly you were a guy,
I'd be suddenly gay
Posted via Mobile Device
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pektel 07:03 AM 11-29-2014
I've been a moonshiner
For seventeen long years
I spent all my money
On whiskey and beer
I'll go to some hollow
And set up my still
And I'll sell you a gallon
For a ten dollar bill...
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pektel 07:10 AM 11-29-2014
Originally Posted by Porch Dweller:
Well the first days are the hardest days, don't you worry any more,
Cause when life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door.
Now THAT is not a bad ear worm to have!
:-)
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pektel 08:58 AM 11-29-2014
Originally Posted by pektel:
I've been a moonshiner
For seventeen long years
I spent all my money
On whiskey and beer
I'll go to some hollow
And set up my still
And I'll sell you a gallon
For a ten dollar bill...
Chris Thile's version is my favorite.
http://youtu.be/dnr-D0DAwmE
And with his bluegrass band, the Punch Brothers:
http://youtu.be/XuQSk4ctZWc
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icehog3 10:19 AM 11-29-2014
All my life I've been searching for something
Something never comes never leads to nothing
Nothing satisfies but I'm getting close
Closer to the prize at the end of the rope
All night long I dream of the day
When it comes around, when it's taken away
Leaves me with the feeling that I feel the most
Feel it come to life when I see your ghost
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jjirons69 12:46 PM 12-01-2014
Jackie sits back
Reflects his thoughts for the moment
Scratches his head
And does his best James Dean
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Stogeyfish 02:56 PM 12-01-2014
You're a star belly sneetch
You suck like a leech
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you b***h
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you
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AdamJoshua 03:35 PM 12-01-2014
:-)
Breathe out
So I can breathe you in
Hold you in
And now
I know you've always been
Out of your head
Out of my head I sang
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icehog3 04:40 PM 12-01-2014
Awap bop a lup bop a wop bam boom.
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AdamJoshua 09:53 AM 12-02-2014
Ridin' down the highway
Goin' to a show
Stop in all the byways
Playin' rock 'n' roll
Gettin' robbed
Gettin' stoned
Gettin' beat up
Broken boned
Gettin' had
Gettin' took
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
If you think it's easy doin' one night stands
Try playin' in a rock roll band
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
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kugie 09:56 AM 12-02-2014
Originally Posted by AdamJoshua:
Ridin' down the highway
Goin' to a show
Stop in all the byways
Playin' rock 'n' roll
Gettin' robbed
Gettin' stoned
Gettin' beat up
Broken boned
Gettin' had
Gettin' took
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
If you think it's easy doin' one night stands
Try playin' in a rock roll band
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
I was just listening to this.
One of the greatest ROCK and ROLL bands of all TIME!
Sometimes I think this woman is kinda hot
Sometimes I think this woman is sometimes not
Puts me down
Fool me around
Why she do it to me
Out for satisfaction
Any piece of action
That ain't the way it should be
She needs lovin'
Knows I'm the man
She' gotta see
Pours my beer
Licks my ear
Brings out the devil in me
Hell ain't a bad place to be
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She was black as the night
Louie was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Louie fell in love overnight
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