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Parshooter 01:41 PM 12-22-2011
Originally Posted by kugie:
New Quote

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

:-)
Merry Christmas Everyone :-)
Christmas Vacation, love that movie.

Here's another from a Christmas movie:
"F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."
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irratebass 01:51 PM 12-22-2011
Originally Posted by Parshooter:
Christmas Vacation, love that movie.

Here's another from a Christmas movie:
"F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."
Bad or BADDER Santa

NEW ONE:

G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I have a cat.
G: It's not the same thing.
B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
B: I respect its privacy.
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mase 02:05 PM 12-22-2011
Originally Posted by irratebass:
Bad or BADDER Santa

NEW ONE:

G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I have a cat.
G: It's not the same thing.
B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
B: I respect its privacy.
Gross Pointe Blank

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.
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irratebass 02:12 PM 12-22-2011
Originally Posted by mase:
Gross Pointe Blank

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.
THE DEVIL's REJECTS :-)
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mase 02:21 PM 12-22-2011
Originally Posted by irratebass:
THE DEVIL's REJECTS :-)
Not the movie I had in mind...or are you correcting my guess of GPB?
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mase 08:26 PM 12-29-2011
Going to bump this:

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.
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irratebass 08:38 PM 12-29-2011
Originally Posted by mase:
Not the movie I had in mind...or are you correcting my guess of GPB?
No, you got mine.....I thought yours was TDR, but now I remember they said "chicken Fu*ker" so Idk
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mase 02:03 PM 01-01-2012
Going to bump this with a hint. Charles Grodin was the second lead actor in this movie.

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.
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SvilleKid 02:16 PM 01-01-2012
Originally Posted by mase:
Going to bump this with a hint. Charles Grodin was the second lead actor in this movie.

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.
Doesn't look like any one's going to grab this, so I'll give it a shot. I was fairly sure about it, and the "hint" makes me positive:

Midnight Run

One that has been on recently: "Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine! "
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SvilleKid 10:25 PM 01-26-2012
Originally Posted by SvilleKid:
Doesn't look like any one's going to grab this, so I'll give it a shot. I was fairly sure about it, and the "hint" makes me positive:

Midnight Run

One that has been on recently: "Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine! "
OK, thought this was easy. Guess not. It was from the original "In-Laws" with Peter Falk. Much better movie than the remake, IMO.

How about an easy one:

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light"
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kugie 05:41 AM 01-27-2012
Originally Posted by SvilleKid:
OK, thought this was easy. Guess not. It was from the original "In-Laws" with Peter Falk. Much better movie than the remake, IMO.

How about an easy one:

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light"
Ghostbusters

-New One-

"lead name ), this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure. "
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ChicagoWhiteSox 06:16 PM 07-19-2012
Originally Posted by kugie:
Ghostbusters

-New One-

"lead name ), this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure. "

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom






"How do you want that shake? Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?"
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icehog3 06:24 PM 07-19-2012
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox:
"How do you want that shake? Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?"
Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly. :-)

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."
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fencefixer 06:30 PM 07-19-2012
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly. :-)

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."
The Way of The Gun - Parker's quote



Es bleiben im Raum: Keitel, Jodel, Krebs und Burgdorf..!
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pektel 06:31 PM 07-19-2012
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly. :-)

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."
The way of the gun.

Bonus point for being one of the funniest one-liners in recent cinema. :-)

Give me a second for the new quote.

Edit: got ninja'd lol. Fencefixer is up.
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icehog3 06:41 PM 07-19-2012
Originally Posted by fencefixer:
Es bleiben im Raum: Keitel, Jodel, Krebs und Burgdorf..!
Der Untergang.


"Way to go, Hamilton!"
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Jasonw560 10:23 PM 07-19-2012
Originally Posted by icehog3:

"Way to go, Hamilton!"
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


"Dogs and cats.....living together....mass hysteria!!"
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SvilleKid 10:27 PM 07-19-2012
Originally Posted by Jasonw560:
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


"Dogs and cats.....living together....mass hysteria!!"
Now, that's an easy one..... But still a great movie! I hear they are trying to put together a third in the series!

Ghost Busters.... Who you gonna call!

How about: wife: "Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife? " husband: "He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!"
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ChicagoWhiteSox 10:33 PM 07-19-2012
Originally Posted by SvilleKid:
Now, that's an easy one..... But still a great movie! I hear they are trying to put together a third in the series!

Ghost Busters.... Who you gonna call!

How about: wife: "Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife? " husband: "He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!"

One of my favorite John Wayne movies, McLintock!! (at least I hope this is right:-))

"The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs."
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Jasonw560 10:44 PM 07-19-2012
McLintock....beat me to the punch. The next one....I have no idea!!!
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