Where players are prone to stand tall,
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unless they're kicked in the shin,
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Or maybe poked in the chin,
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In which case they just fall down and bawl.
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New one:

At the start of a season a fan's hopes are high
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but he's counting the days 'til he lets out a sigh.
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Cuz his team's color is orange

:-)
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(Dirty pool)

In Massholia he was bor(a)n(ge)
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So by mid-season he does nothing but cry.
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NEW:

Herfing with the boys down in Texas,
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the cigars and barbecue nexus.
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We had some ribs and some sticks,
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and got our b.s. ing fix,
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and a ride in Jerry Jones' Lexus.
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NEW:

Some people just don't ever get it,
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It's a doggie, you dumbass- just pet it!
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So now bark, little dog,
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or feel the wrath of icehog
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When he asks let it be you should let it
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new one:

I sometimes can have an opinion
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